Keith Jardine

alias: Techno Viking

Keith Jardine is Techno Viking...currently a UFC fighter.

by BenchMax345 May 21, 2009

Reece Kelly's Jawline

Reece Kelly's Jawline is the most seducing beautiful jawline ever witnessed by mankind and nobody can resist. It is so sharp that it can slice of limbs.

Reece Kelly's Jawline was so sharp it cut off my arm.

by Josher109 February 11, 2023

Jarine

Combination of words with the same meaning: Jarhead and Marine. Both are used when referring or describing a United States Marine weather as an insult or a joking banter between peers.

Man1: "Hey have you seen Joe?"
Man2: "No why?"
Man1: "He's sporting that retarded high and tight again."
Man2: "Typical Jarine."

by Darth Collison September 30, 2011

Jardines

Used to describe a case of restaurant food poisoning accompanied by feelings of a jackhammer to the stomach and/or sudden, uncontrollable diarrhea.

"Dang woman, I think them chalupas compuestas gave me the jardines."

by Jupo February 4, 2005

Jartinez

Any man known for extreme logic, excellent communication skills, and a great sense of humor.

Tom is our on-site Jartinez. Anytime the corporate management does something stupid, Tom analyzes the situation and explains it in a funny and easy to understand manner that makes everyone laugh and no one angry.

by Harry Lemming June 19, 2006

jardine

someone who is very shit with relationships but is one of the coolest and nice people you will ever meet and he is also very strong and good at most things that he does, so if you have a Jardine in your life then you should keep him no matter what.

girl 1: wow Jardine is so bad at having a relationship.
girl 2: yeah but his an amazing friend.

by GODcreatorOFwords September 3, 2018

jaroline

A fusion of the body and soul of the parties concerned. Usually occurs between people who live on the same floor and results in mutual annoyance of their roommates.

"Hey have you seen Caroline?"

"Don't you mean Jaroline?"

by Carmen December 15, 2004