Jared

Has the biggest dick imaginable. Nobody could ever compare to the size of his dick. Jared’s are always very sexy and tall. Jared’s are also said to be the best in bed.

He’s such a Jared

by rotflmaoqwertyuiop November 7, 2018

Jared

Iykyk 🥵🥵🥵🥵👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻

Me: Jared
Joey: IYKYK

by Oceuhhhhhaeannnuhhh October 8, 2020

Jared

A good-looking, tall, athletic, smart, dorky, and funny guy who is usually an amazing boyfriend but can easily become jealous. He has a good heart and will always be an amazing friend.

"He was like the funnest guy to hang out with!"
"I know! He's totally a Jared."

by AliKali1996 October 21, 2011

Jared

An amazing guy. He will go out of his way to make you laugh and he has gorgeous blonde hair. His beautiful green eyes can see all the way into my soul. He is so playful and kind, if you ever meet him, lucky you.

I have a massive crush on Jared.

by GreenFour2000 December 29, 2013

Jared

Sexiest, hottest, most handsome man you know. Also has the best smile and personality you can come across. Brushes his teeth a lot and the attention to dental hygiene is endearing and admirable. A day will not pass that you do not feel loved by Jared. Jared is a devoted partner and makes sure to always take care of you. He is passionate and spontaneous. You will always feel surprised by Jared. He is "the one" if you are questioning.

Jared surprised me with breakfast at my office today. He is the kindest man I know!

by Crickkett February 19, 2019

the Jareds

Explosive diarrhea.

I would go to the movies with you, but I have had the Jareds all day.

by Zuggalo September 29, 2011

Jared

A funny person who knows his memes and has a great sense of humor. Jared is a great storyteller, and has a unique charisma about him. He is very witty and quite a funny person.

Jared sent me a perfectly crafted meme in the middle of science and now I can't stop laughing!

by Bella Fensque April 13, 2018