Jakobe

The most intelligent and amusing homo sapien ever. Everything they say will make you smile. They have gorgeous eyes and have mastered the hair flip. They are also incredibly sexy as hell and extremely educated in memes. They enjoy sherbet ice cream.

I love being in the presence of Jakobe!

by backup_account April 13, 2019

Jakob

Jakob is shy at first but will open up to you if you get to know him. His hair is normally brownish blonde and messy. He is definitely a nerd and if you haven’t watched any of Star Wars, he will clear his schedule for the next month to watch the Star Wars movies with you. He is a real gentleman who will always hold the door for friends. He isn’t into relationships unless he finds a girl really meant for him. He will give you food if you ask. Tell him your darkest fears and he’ll pull an all-nighter making a horror game based off your fear.

Person A: Oh, Hi, Jakob!

Jakob: Hi! How are you?

by Monika’s Boyfriend August 9, 2019

jacoby ellsbury

1. The hottest man in the MLB
2. An amazingly fast outfielder for the Boston Red Sox
3. The guy who came home on a wild pitch. From second base.
4. The 2008 Rookie of the Year?
5. He won everyone in America a free Taco from Taco Bell.

1. Oh my god, have you seen Jacoby? hes soo hot!

2. Wow, did you see that diving catch Jacoby Ellsbury made yesterday?

4. Looks like the Red Sox will take Rookie of the Year two years straight. Dustin in 2007 and Jacoby in '08.

by MJ-S December 24, 2007

Jakob

Latin for big huge gurthy penis

Your jakob is really tastey

by Mr.stealyagrll Ace January 28, 2018

jakobina

Jakobina is the most beautiful and intelligent person I know. She is a asshole, but in a funny way. You can talk with her about everything. She cares for you, but she can't really show it. Sometimes it seems like she doesn't care at all but she does. She will always listen to you, even of you call her at 3am. She will call you at 3am because she needs someone to talk about her OTP. She will laugh at you when you fall down. She will help you with your homework and tries to explain math for you. She doesn't say that she likes you, she doesn't need to, you can see it from her actions. She seems cold but if you talk with her about something she really loves, you can see her eyes sparkle. She has the cutest smile when she sees her OTP. She's the most amazing person you can know.

A: "She's like Jakobina"
Funny, sadistic, intelligent

by one-four-one-two February 21, 2017

jakob smith

A person who always catches fire when hanging out with friends

Wow he is such a Jakob Smith we should carry a fire extinguisher with us

by Bible thumper 6.66 April 9, 2017

Rotten Jacoby

the act of jerking off in your friend's Red Sox cap and then putting it on his head when he is passed out.

Tommy passed out too early last night and woke up with a rotten jacoby.

by Professor BJB June 11, 2009