snakey jakey

(v) wiggling sensation coming from behind.
(n) a non-sneaky attempt at anal sex.

holy crap, i thought the back door was locked!
but, there's always room for a snakey jakey.ALWAYS.

by wiggly piggly October 1, 2008

jakey

a total thievin wee gypsy alcky bastard

as in 'see they wee ned cunts outside parkhead wi the white lightnin an kappa tracksuits, they're a right bunch o fuckin jakeys!'

by Alastair November 22, 2003

JAKEY BOI

SICK, RADICAL DUDE

JAKEY BOI WAS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RADICAL BACK THERE

by MAXKELLYMADETHESE!!! January 28, 2019

Jakey

Scottish term for a dodger, junkie, alcoholic

Did you see that jakey on the back of the bus?
yeah with his eyes rolled in the back of his head the shit stains on his jeans.

by Rastaman36 May 17, 2009

jakey cake

wen the male puts sperm in the crack of a woman's butt cheeks, therefor making a cake.

he gave her a wet jakey cake last night !

by poopfacelol June 27, 2010

en_jakeyfromstatefarm

a cutie. my idol. that makes me smile. she is so cool ^‿^

"my love is en_jakeyfromstatefarm”
“everyone loves jakey.”

by hyunoo March 9, 2021

Jankey

Messed up

man k.c. is jankey tonight

that is so jankey

by Linsay March 14, 2004