JasonBourne

(verb). The act of waking up suddenly, and jumping out of bed while simultaneously saying or thinking "Where am I?", or "Who am I?". Usually occurs after a night of hammerdrunkedness.

Wow, I really JasonBourned this morning when I woke up on the dumpster.

by perachori October 25, 2010

John Jameson

man who could not leave a barrel of whiskey behind, fought off a sea monster, and showed up for his own funeral in his home of Ireland.

In the great storm of 1781 John Jameson lost a barrel of his beloved whiskey. He said goodbye to the crew and went in after it.

by Irish Legend October 15, 2009

Jenna Jameson

Walking Sperm Bank.

'Nuff Said.

Hi! I'm Jenna Jameson, give me ten dollars and I'll swallow your babies !:D

by Nice to Know Ya. July 22, 2009

Jason Mesnick

The male contestant on the 13th season of ABC's "The Bachelor". Once deemed a nice guy, he was the first divorced single parent to become the Bachelor. Rose to prominence as the runner-up on the 4th Season of "The Bachelorette" in which contestant Deanna Pappas allowed him to get on his knee to propose before rejecting him. Many people felt sorry for Jason and petitioned him to be the next Bachelor. He's considered a man with a "nice guy" image who became very popular and increased ABC's ratings for the show. However, the controversial events of his season have turned him arguably into one of the most hated contestants ever. He proposes to Melissa Rycroft at the finale, announces in press releases how happily engaged he is shortly thereafter, and then two months later dumps her on national TV for the runner-up Molly Malaney, who eagerly takes him back. The plot was apparently scripted and uncovered by gossip blogger Reality Steve.

"Jason Mesnick, you're such a Bastard" - quote by Melissa Rycroft at the first After the Final Rose ceremony.

by lalalalalashutup123 March 2, 2009

Jason Todd

An anti-hero,2nd Robin, Son of Bruce Wayne. Who had massive titties and abnormally huge thigh with hot dump truck.

Not lying, Jason Todd is really hot and cool.

by Jason’s thick dump truck November 26, 2021

J. Jonah Jameson

John Jonah Jameson, Jr., the editor in chief at the Daily Bugle and the boss of Peter Parker, aka Spider-Man.

The character has become widely popular after J.K. Simmons's iconic performance as the character in Sam Raimi's original Spider-Man trilogy.

He is undoubtedly one of the most iconic Marvel Comics characters ever created.

Peter Parker: "Spider-Man wasn't attacking the city, he was trying to save it. That's slander."

J. Jonah Jameson: "It is not! I resent that! Slander is spoken, in print it's libel."

—Spider-Man (2002)

by Rā's al Ghul September 23, 2014

Jaedon

Jaedon is a very sweet and a loyal guy. He will treat you like a princess... No his queen and he will be your king. Jaedon gets all the lady's because of how funny and cute he is but he will only choose one girl to be his and if he chooses you then your lucky. If you meet a Jaedon never let him go because of you do that will be like leaving a part of you... See he makes that much of an impact on your life.

Girl: OMG Jaedon is so cute
Girl2: I know he makes me smile all the time

Girl: Same!!!

by Babychica June 16, 2016