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Jacksonville, NC 

A mid-size town in the Coastal Carolina region that houses Marine Corps Base, Camp Lejeune.
About 95% of occupants are either: Marine, former Marine, related to a Marine, or spouse of a Marine. Other 5% are foriegners that were brought back to the states by Marines that work in the base PX, laundrymats, bars, and strip clubs.
Most who live in and around Jacksonville resent Marines and the high and tight hair cuts that they possess.
Jacksonville, NC is a horrible place to live.
"Hey Jimmie, where does your brother Nick live?"
"He is in the Marines at Camp Lejeune"
"You mean Jacksonville, NC? That has to suck"
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jacksonville 

a fine city in northern Florida, ten times better than Orlando.
Jacksonville has a mass transit system. Orlando has a congested bus system. Figure out which one is better.
jacksonville by KRHimself February 26, 2005

Jacksonville Jaguars 

One of the best franchise records ever. Will turn this around.
Set a record 62-7 victory over the Dolphins. will turn around the 1-5 start.

jacksonville butterfinger 

taking a shit in someones mouth while getting a rim job
2 girls 1 cup explicitly shows the proper techniques of the jacksonville butterfinger

jacksonville 

The worst fucking city in the entire state of Florida. Don't move here unless you enjoy gang violence, heroin addicts, racist rednecks, shitty drivers, unkempt infrastructure, polluted rivers, dirty beaches, suckass football teams, low paying jobs, expensive yet roach filled and moldy apartments, and awful public schools.
You: "I'm moving to Jacksonville next year."

Me: "You poor fuck."
jacksonville by CosmicHorse March 11, 2017

Jacksonville 

A City in Northeast Florida, known also as Duval, "Da BangEm", and 904 etc.

Jacksonville is a unique city. With one of the top three murder rates in the country, 7 beaches within 20 miles, a river that runs straight through it (one of two rivers in the world that runs north), and the largest land mass of any city in the United States, its anything but ordinary.

With one of the largest ghettos in the country, (Northside/Westside) its hard not to have a large murder rate. And we do.

Jacksonville is a diverse city, with some of everything, Latinos, Whites, Blacks, and is definatley not the Nascar loving city many people think it to be.

Most tourists come to jacksonville for the beaches, or for the superbowl that was held in 2005.

Many Famous musical artists came from jacksonville, such as lynyrd skynyrd, young cash, red jumpsuit apparatus, shinedown, yellowcard, 38. special, florida boys, along with many more.

Jacksonville is also home to the Jaguars, arguably one of the most Gangsta NFL teams, with players like Reggie Nelson and Rashean Mathis.

All in all, Jacksonville is a great city, and im proud to represent da 904.

All these other haters cant handle the beast of the south that is DUVAL.
"Hey, did you catch the Jags game last nite where Mathis intercepted Rothlisberger twice and ran for touchdowns?"

"Yeah, nothin but straight G's come outta J-ville"

"There are also a few bands of Vigilantes operating in the 904, such as J.I."

"WTF"

"Jacksonville"
Jacksonville by Von Fuchs July 2, 2009

Jacksonville breakfast 

A sexual act performed on the way to the workplace involving a man, a woman, and a bottle of ketchup. Details concerning particulars differ from person to person, with most too unspeakable to mention.
Did you see the look on Cole's face in the morning meeting? He looked like he'd just had a Jacksonville breakfast.