The 5th 'greatest' city in the world. Here are the many reasons you need to pack your suitcase and move to the (904)
1) Beaches everywhere
2) A horrible foot ball team that makes you feel good enough about yourself that you could play in the NFL.
3) The only natural disasters that we have are intense heat waves
4)Skips all the shitty seasons
5)Consumers are able to get everything shipped due to the geographical location and the vast number of ports and airports. Get a job at Fedex you bum
6)With the numerous military bases we employ 30,000 Active duty soldiers
7)Ray Charles, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Limp Bizkit, The Allman Brothers Band. And countless heavy medal bands all made their start in Jax.
Honestly, this city is a cheaper version of a California city with all the perks at half the cost.
1) Beaches everywhere
2) A horrible foot ball team that makes you feel good enough about yourself that you could play in the NFL.
3) The only natural disasters that we have are intense heat waves
4)Skips all the shitty seasons
5)Consumers are able to get everything shipped due to the geographical location and the vast number of ports and airports. Get a job at Fedex you bum
6)With the numerous military bases we employ 30,000 Active duty soldiers
7)Ray Charles, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Limp Bizkit, The Allman Brothers Band. And countless heavy medal bands all made their start in Jax.
Honestly, this city is a cheaper version of a California city with all the perks at half the cost.
by SmartestAss November 7, 2015
by Andy Mack April 16, 2005
by gh21205 January 15, 2023
Clover had a Jacksonville Breakfast when she surprised Matt with a blow job first thing in the morning.
by clever clover November 23, 2009
An expansion team in 1995, the Jaguars quickly became a dominant team behind quarterback Mark Brunell, receiver Jimmy Smith, and a great defense. From 1996-99, the team had 4 straight playoff berths, going 14-2 with the league's best record in in '99. However, during that season, they lost both of their games to the Tennessee Titans, and again lost to the Titans in the playoffs, costing Jacksonville a trip to the Super Bowl. After some poor seasons, the Jaguars again built a hard nosed team and made the playoffs in 2005.
"The Jacksonville Jaguars have defeated the Dolphins 62-7, the most lopsided victory in playoff history."
by Sports Info July 7, 2006
Have your partner standing on her head with her legs split. Mount directly on top of her, holding her legs as if they were jackhammer handles. Proceed to drill her in an up and down motion making her bounce like a jackhammer.
by The shitters June 10, 2014
Tech: Thank you for calling Jacksonville IS Support how can I help you?
Caller: Oh Shit not Jacksonville again..... CLICK!(Hangs Phone Up)
Caller: Oh Shit not Jacksonville again..... CLICK!(Hangs Phone Up)
by Boonker May 1, 2009