jack shit

when you are taking a shit and getting a handjob at the same time

what'd you do last night?
Jack shit....
Oh that must've sucked...
No... no sucking... just a handjob

by jackshit March 05, 2008

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A poker hand, especially in Texas Hold 'Em, that includes a jack and an unsuited card under 10.

I'm gonna raise you and go all-in even though I have jack shit. Or, Aw, you're bluffin' me, I bet you have jack shit so I call.

by stinkygordo October 07, 2008

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A term to describe someone who has or will inevetible do something stupid

by KROD December 14, 2004

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the feces of a jack, i.e. a jackass. By extension, anything worthless or trivial.

by bumpie January 23, 2006

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Not worth jack shit

by iamamanufan January 12, 2011

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"He knows absolutely the square root of jack shit about food and cooking."
- James May, Former presenter of Top Gear UK, on Richard Hammond.

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When there is nothing to care about nothing, a combination of Fuck All and Jack Shit to mean that nobody cares about nothing

John: We literally have nothing to eat and we have no money to eat out.
James: Well fuck all jack shit we'll just use our credit cards to buy food

by coeryxtynt February 09, 2023

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