When a male attmepts to fellate himself however the extreme angles involved cause him to throw his back out, and he is stuck in that position until help can arrive.
by Benevir August 23, 2007
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1. n.-a pocket knife
2. n., v.-person or object that is bent unusually at a 90 degree angle resembling the shapre of an open pocket knife, as in the case of a car accident or physical movements used in disciplines such as diving, gymnastics, yoga, wrestling, etc.
2. n., v.-person or object that is bent unusually at a 90 degree angle resembling the shapre of an open pocket knife, as in the case of a car accident or physical movements used in disciplines such as diving, gymnastics, yoga, wrestling, etc.
"That diver has incredible technique! Note how he jackknifes his body to move into that maneuver in mid-air."
"Oh, shit! Did you see that car accident? It looked like that tractor-trailer was totally jackknifed!"
"Oh, shit! Did you see that car accident? It looked like that tractor-trailer was totally jackknifed!"
by Lapa December 28, 2005
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Get the Jackknife mug.A "Jackknife" is made by dropping a shot of Jack Daniels into a glass of Corona, depth charge style.
Similar to a Jägerbomb.
Similar to a Jägerbomb.
Bar Guy 1: Just give me a beer
Bartender: And for your friend?
Bar Guy 2: Ill have a Jackknife, cause I'm a real man.
Bartender: And for your friend?
Bar Guy 2: Ill have a Jackknife, cause I'm a real man.
by Muhammed Ali Ganoo October 20, 2008
Get the Jackknife mug.The action of pulling your pants down while driving, squatting above the seat, reaching your hand underneath your bottom, defecating into your hand, and then using the feces to smear your windshield. Done ritualistically for courting purposes.
The man decided to jackknife while driving on highway 99, in an attempt to enamor his lady friend.
There are people who jackknife to relieve stress during bumper-to-bumper traffic.
There are people who jackknife to relieve stress during bumper-to-bumper traffic.
by English Professor with a PhD December 8, 2017
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