Jack Daniels

Sell-outs

I'm boycotting

86 proof down to 80 proof

by Heath February 2, 2005

jack daniels

Prime Tennessee sipper. Has a golden brown color, and the apparent consistency of water. Tastes like shit, but gets the job done.

I went over to my buddy's house, and then his parents left, and then we shot at cans with a BB gun, and then we put the gun away, and then we split a handle of jack daniels, and we sat in his basement for like two hours watching X-Files, or some shit like that, but I don't remember the episode, because I was drunk. Good times.

by underage drinker October 2, 2005

jack daniels lesbian tenesse asshole fun

when a girl poors jack daniels in another girls asshole and then drink its out.

my friend and her girlfriend did this in from of me. then i tried it to. it tasted like shitty jack daniels. then i fucked em both. good times. this is the jack daniels lesbian tenesse asshole fun.

by hotpieceofass February 22, 2009

jack daniels

A common, undignified Bourbon thats consumed mainly by chavs, townies and gangstas. who mix it with coke to mask the taste because they cant handle it, and they want to look 'ard infront of there 13 yr old girlfriends. becoming popular with underage chavs. but it also makes them easier to spot when the walk into your pub.

-a chav walks into a bar-

chav - nar nar, gimme JD and coke.
-barman removes shotgun from behind bar, and aims the barrel snugly between the pricks eyes-
barman - run, bitch....

by TuBsy February 16, 2005

jack daniels

Slang, for a grade-A handjob from the opposite sex. Usually given by females who think they're too good to give head, or not good enough at it.

"Ay yo she was on her period, so she gave me the jack daniels.."

"If she ain't tryna give no head i'mma definitely get the jack daniels at least."

"You see her braces ? I'mma play it safe and just take the jack daniels"

by The Squad May 21, 2006

jack daniels

LOUIS POMATICA, the bear, the hook, Hook daniels, awesome

Lou is Jack Jack is Lou..The hook brings you back...

by Flonson Khabot January 29, 2005

Jack Daniels

1) A girl you have a secret crush on.

2) When you like a girl but you don't know if she likes you back.

1) "My Jack Daniels is Emily."

2) "I have a Jack Daniels in my 5th period Algebra class."

by Somedude55 October 3, 2006