Jack Sparrow

A guy is receiving oral sex from a girl, he then pulls out and ejaculates in her eye then he donkey punches her in the leg. This will create the effect of her having an eye patch and peg leg like a pirate.

After seeing Pirates of the Caribbean, my girlfriend and I went home and I gave her a Jack Sparrow.

by Captain Jack Sparrow Himself February 9, 2008

jack sparrow

A sexy, slightly mad pirate.

"That guy is such a Jack Sparrow!"

by Anonymous September 17, 2003

jack sparrow

the most slappable pirate out there, and the only one who seems to know where the waterproof eye-liner's at...

"Me? I'm just dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest.....honestly"

by parlez December 3, 2003

jack sparrow

A caribbean cocktail-blend in human form: Dishonest, trustworthy, brilliant, hilarious, mysterious, witty, quick, agile, roguish, handsome, and much much more.

To pull a Jack : A certain lifestyle, including piracy, smuggling, impersonating an officer of the Spanish Royal Navy, impersonating a cleric of the Church of England, sailing under false colors, arson, kidnapping, looting, poaching, brigandage, pilfering, depravity, depredation, and general lawlessness.

by Jacky March 9, 2004

jack sparrow

The only man who can make really bad eggs sound sexy.

dunnna dunna dunnna dum na and really bad eggs

by Green Beans October 10, 2003

jack sparrow

the COOLEST pirate ever, good swordsman, adn always looks like he's had too much Rum

I have so many!
"But why has the Rum gone?!"
"savvy"
"but you're forgetting one VERY important thing mate, I'm Captain Jack Sparrow!"
"you need to get yourself a girl, mate"
"You will always remember this as the day you ALMOST caught Captain Jack Sparrow!"

by Pirate Kate "Sparrow" October 3, 2003

jack sparrow

The best Pirate to ever sail the ocean blue. (Sexiest too...)

Jack Sparrow could make the skies cry with his looks and witty nature.

by Akki "Sword" Sparrow August 1, 2003