Jamba Juicin it

The Act of Masturbation, A Phrase that is used to describe Masturbation, obviously taken from the popular Jamba Juice chain of smoothie restaurants

My friend was caught Jamba Juicin it by his mother

by Thornbird April 3, 2010

loose juicin'

1. The act of trying to make love (usually unsuccessfully) to every women at the party.

2. Ejaculatin' all around the room.

1.

Gloria: Man, you shoulda seen Tyrone loose juicin' every girl at that party! 'Still came out dick-dry!

Shanay-Ain't that the truth! Holla!

2.

Man, Johnny Loose-Juiced all over my room! Dang it!

by Donteen "The Mean Machine" Swift April 26, 2008

Fire Juicing

Explosive diarrhea that burn's like living hell. Pure brown fire water exploding from your rectum. Usually a result of excessing drinking, overeating or irritable bowel syndrome.

Sunday morning's hangover recovery time was only interrupted by the screams of Carl's room mate Roger as he was Fire Juicing to eradicate the prior night's poison .

by Eaton Holgoode September 30, 2015

juicing

using roids or gear

by Skillz April 16, 2003

Story Juicing

The act of using storoids in order to make the storytelling of an event that took place sound much more interesting than the actual true events that took place.

Danny was definitely story juicing when he told us the story of what took place at the bar last night.

by StoryJuicer2 December 28, 2011

Self juicing

The act of mastrubating.

"Alex is nowhere to be found. Probably busy self juicing."

by Dalarass September 23, 2013

Cropple Juicing

When one sews up their asshole for 3 weeks in order to build up a significant amount of fecal matter. They then fuck someone's asshole, and pulls out to reveal a gaping asshole. They then unsew their ass and shit into the gaping ass, making sure to lick off any of the shit that misses and/or drips off. The gaping ass is then fisted so that it gets pushed up through the ass and then is vomited out. This vomit-shit is then used for urethral fingering lube. In order to prevent getting a UTI, both parties urinate out the vomit-shit, which is what is called "cropple juice".

1: Dude, I love cropple juicing.

2: Cool.

by Smegmar is My Favorite Pokemon October 28, 2017