joob

jew with a chode

What the fuck you joob!

by pooinamassivecan June 22, 2003

joob

a jew with a chode in there mouth

your a fuckin joob

by meter head June 23, 2003

joob

A junior noob in high school. Frowned upon by seniors because of their junior noob status. Joob's typically take classes that only seniors take because they are trying to get somewhere in life

All these joobs are in my environmental class, they dont talk and sit in the corner in their joob glory

by M dubs March 7, 2007

joob

The brainchild of one EpicDarkness13 and one BubTheZombie, formed during the playing of a gametype on Xbox's Halo 2, called 'Showers' in which the Halo Secret Police, (In most instances Bub and Epic) command the "Joobs", or Jewish noobs, into room 1 of Foundation, where they are showered with Zyklon B, AKA Plasma Grenades.

EpicDarkness13:"Get to room 1 you fuckin' joob!"
BubTheZombie:"Look at the wall, Jewcake!"
*A Zyklon B canister has been showered upon the unlucky joob by now.*
OnlineJosh:"AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!"

by BubTheZombie March 25, 2005

joob

sound of kissing lightly

1. joob*joob
2. joobing you~~

by wan July 26, 2005

joobs

often what one calls their boobs if their name begins with 'J'

Josie: My joobs are cold today

Wally: Your joobs look nice today
Josie: F'you mother licker

by MZackary December 2, 2010

joobs

Jelly Boobs. Boobs that sag down and look and probably feel like jelly. Usually women put on bras so they're boobs don't look joob like.

She has joobs! I touched them, they're like jelly!

by Joob Lover December 8, 2010