João De Jesus is the most amazing person you'll ever meet, when he comes into your life he will be ur highest point and only take you higher. He has a 11 incher and going strong, He's caring and the sweetestperson you'll ever meet, curious about the world and all the cultures and histories and fucken smexxxxy in a hoodie. Has multiple pink florida shorts and even though he acts gay and retared he isn't ( the game part), he loles to work on himslef and fet better and gives back to the community, may or may not be racists, he comforts well and is understanding
He has a beautiful soul and a beautiful at of seeing life and will open u up so many new experiences, he will be the best thing that will ever happen to you.
He has a beautiful soul and a beautiful at of seeing life and will open u up so many new experiences, he will be the best thing that will ever happen to you.
Jack : " if João De Jesus was gay id hit that"
Bob : " nah he's just a little dyslexic, but he's the best person you'll ever know"
Bob : " nah he's just a little dyslexic, but he's the best person you'll ever know"
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He’s kind, and always try to help you.
Sometimes he can be very insecure about himself, so remember to say how special and unique he is.
He’s kind, and always try to help you.
Sometimes he can be very insecure about himself, so remember to say how special and unique he is.
by yeahyeahchacha November 22, 2021
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by pttroller00 February 22, 2017
Get the joão flu mug.this guy is a really great person, his heart is gold, he’s pure and gentle, kind and also very altruist. he does everything he can to help and support people and looking to his eyes makes you feel closer to the heaven. he’s that type of person that is unforgettable, and if you have the chance to be friends of him, don’t mess it up!
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