João cadilha is the sexiest man on earth. He is kind, and caring, the sweetest person ever. Very understanding and loyal to his friends and lover. Hes a person you whant to stick to and be by their side. With very cute features and the funnyest personality.
Great tast in music and women. Very criative with a great mind set and is not afraid to tell their opinion.
If you ever come across João cadilha dont let him out of ur sight. He is strong, confident and overprotective becouse he knows people can take advantage of others.
He is the life of thhe party
Great tast in music and women. Very criative with a great mind set and is not afraid to tell their opinion.
If you ever come across João cadilha dont let him out of ur sight. He is strong, confident and overprotective becouse he knows people can take advantage of others.
He is the life of thhe party
by Leonor Jacinto December 6, 2021
Get the João cadilhamug. João Flu is that guy who is extremely shy when it comes to oral presentation in the class, but when we are talking about bed skills, that motherfucker is the beast!
by pttroller00 February 22, 2017
Get the joão flumug. 
Get the João Citadinmug. João De Jesus is the most amazing person you'll ever meet, when he comes into your life he will be ur highest point and only take you higher. He has a 11 incher and going strong, He's caring and the sweetestperson you'll ever meet, curious about the world and all the cultures and histories and fucken smexxxxy in a hoodie. Has multiple pink florida shorts and even though he acts gay and retared he isn't ( the game part), he loles to work on himslef and fet better and gives back to the community, may or may not be racists, he comforts well and is understanding
He has a beautiful soul and a beautiful at of seeing life and will open u up so many new experiences, he will be the best thing that will ever happen to you.
He has a beautiful soul and a beautiful at of seeing life and will open u up so many new experiences, he will be the best thing that will ever happen to you.
Jack : " if João De Jesus was gay id hit that"
Bob : " nah he's just a little dyslexic, but he's the best person you'll ever know"
Bob : " nah he's just a little dyslexic, but he's the best person you'll ever know"
by He's my world March 27, 2024
Get the João De Jesusmug. by chiquinha May 19, 2025
Get the Stor Joãomug. If you have a João you have almost everything.
He's a loyal compassionate companion for life.
You should never betray Joao's trust, for it may wound him in many ways.
If you are Joao's girlfriend, keep in mind that you will live a comfortable humble life.
If your name is Raquel, please ignore the text above. You'll do anything you want... And everything will be fine.
He's a loyal compassionate companion for life.
You should never betray Joao's trust, for it may wound him in many ways.
If you are Joao's girlfriend, keep in mind that you will live a comfortable humble life.
If your name is Raquel, please ignore the text above. You'll do anything you want... And everything will be fine.
by John Snows November 23, 2021
Get the Joãomug. Afonso is THE Shawty—the best best BEST FRIEND and boyfriend you will ever have. Will never leave your side, through your ups and downs. Will cry if you cry, and will make you laugh, mostly for being stupid, but in a good way.
He WILL be the best thing in your life. He cooks, cleans, he shops with you, and spills the tea when you two are alone.... he is our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.
He will own your ass so much you'll think that nobody will ever top him...plus he's tall af so you will be his shawty for real.
You never had nor will a partner so amazing as this one, bound forever by beer and love
Blessed be those with an Afonso João in their lives, amen, for real shawty
He WILL be the best thing in your life. He cooks, cleans, he shops with you, and spills the tea when you two are alone.... he is our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.
He will own your ass so much you'll think that nobody will ever top him...plus he's tall af so you will be his shawty for real.
You never had nor will a partner so amazing as this one, bound forever by beer and love
Blessed be those with an Afonso João in their lives, amen, for real shawty
by AlexTheeeShawtiest April 20, 2023
Get the Afonso Joãomug.