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João cadilha

João cadilha is the sexiest man on earth. He is kind, and caring, the sweetest person ever. Very understanding and loyal to his friends and lover. Hes a person you whant to stick to and be by their side. With very cute features and the funnyest personality.
Great tast in music and women. Very criative with a great mind set and is not afraid to tell their opinion.
If you ever come across João cadilha dont let him out of ur sight. He is strong, confident and overprotective becouse he knows people can take advantage of others.
He is the life of thhe party
Ur so sexy, are you a João cadilha?
by Leonor Jacinto December 6, 2021
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joão flu

João Flu is that guy who is extremely shy when it comes to oral presentation in the class, but when we are talking about bed skills, that motherfucker is the beast!
"Eww, we need to break up, I just wanted you to be a little bit more João Flu..."
by pttroller00 February 22, 2017
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João Citadin

A name that is mainly from the country of Brasil, translated to English it means “John Townsman”.
João Citadin
by Mammamia January 30, 2024
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João De Jesus

João De Jesus is the most amazing person you'll ever meet, when he comes into your life he will be ur highest point and only take you higher. He has a 11 incher and going strong, He's caring and the sweetestperson you'll ever meet, curious about the world and all the cultures and histories and fucken smexxxxy in a hoodie. Has multiple pink florida shorts and even though he acts gay and retared he isn't ( the game part), he loles to work on himslef and fet better and gives back to the community, may or may not be racists, he comforts well and is understanding

He has a beautiful soul and a beautiful at of seeing life and will open u up so many new experiences, he will be the best thing that will ever happen to you.
Jack : " if João De Jesus was gay id hit that"
Bob : " nah he's just a little dyslexic, but he's the best person you'll ever know"
by He's my world March 27, 2024
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Stor João

Stir Joao define um estado de espírito, serenidade, sabedoria, elegância e por vezes maternidade
“Stor João dê me um nite

“Senhor doutor Doutor João estamos à sua espera no faz falta”
by chiquinha May 19, 2025
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João

If you have a João you have almost everything.

He's a loyal compassionate companion for life.

You should never betray Joao's trust, for it may wound him in many ways.

If you are Joao's girlfriend, keep in mind that you will live a comfortable humble life.

If your name is Raquel, please ignore the text above. You'll do anything you want... And everything will be fine.
João, que faz esta roupa em cima do sofá?
by John Snows November 23, 2021
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Afonso João

Afonso is THE Shawty—the best best BEST FRIEND and boyfriend you will ever have. Will never leave your side, through your ups and downs. Will cry if you cry, and will make you laugh, mostly for being stupid, but in a good way.

He WILL be the best thing in your life. He cooks, cleans, he shops with you, and spills the tea when you two are alone.... he is our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.

He will own your ass so much you'll think that nobody will ever top him...plus he's tall af so you will be his shawty for real.
You never had nor will a partner so amazing as this one, bound forever by beer and love
Blessed be those with an Afonso João in their lives, amen, for real shawty
Afonso joão has blessed us with his spirit today
by AlexTheeeShawtiest April 20, 2023
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