1 definition by aserty3000

Joao is the most likely person in their family to succeed. They hate fake people and love weed. He has very cute facial features which makes you want to just pinch his cheaks. they flirt with everything and everyone so if a Joao flirts with you he’s probably just bored.

And finally Joao’s have pretty big dicks.
girl 1: Omg joao is here
girl 2: OMGG he’s sooo cute
boy 1: I’d let him hit
by aserty3000 November 21, 2021
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