Sketting and Jetting

The female version of “ejaculate and evacuate”

I’m seeing josh tonight
Are you thinking about sketting and jetting?

by Lilspideryuh January 17, 2020

Jensina

A goddess among women who is known to tolarate the most haggard of flatulents, which ussually originate from Minnesota. She has also been known to understand the third dimension.

Holy shit that's Jensina!
Wow, Jensina is looking good tonight!
Jensina.. can you buy me alcohol?

by TDMech February 11, 2010

Jetson fart

Expulsion of intestinal gas released in a manner similar to the exhaust of the Jetsons' flying car- continuous, but composed of several short, discrete releases- while one is moving, as if being powered by the flatulence.

I just totally Jetson farted my way down that moving walkway, bro.

by Brodium Dudeconate July 13, 2010

jetson’d

Modernizing something. Referring to the futuristic Jetson’s cartoon.

She totally Jetson’d the Sales and Marketing department.

by Casey Parler February 13, 2018

George Jetsoned

When Your Significant Other takes your Wallet/Credit Card, and leaves you just enough cash for lunch.

You: "Walks into work at 8am"

Co-Worker: Why the long face?

You: Man, i just got George Jetsoned!

Co-Worker: Awe Snap! That Sux....

You: Mmhmm!

by KasperDeVille March 8, 2014

Jessinda

A beautiful, smart girl that I'm sprung on. Words alone cannot explain how awesome and great she is. ;)

I love you Jessinda!

by sttc January 3, 2008

Jestina

The raddest, hottest chick ever. She is so down. Totally freaky and wild.

Jestina there is no other chick like her anywhere.

by osidemarine1111 September 14, 2011