Thank sweet baby Jesus my parents are too technophobic to use Facebook.
My last exam is over, thank sweet baby Jesus.
My last exam is over, thank sweet baby Jesus.
by revolution724 November 13, 2011
Get the thank Sweet Baby Jesus mug.An act committed during sex when a man will pull his cock out of the ass of the partner, turn them around so that they are kneeling, facing him, then dab the face with poo lightly three times saying "Father, Son and the holy ghost" followed by a hard cock slap to knock the rest of the shit off.
by Ultimate Joe July 29, 2006
Get the sweet chocolate jesus mug.Zombie Lord who will eat your brains; also the name of the band who represent his music/art/clothing line/religion.
by Dirty Joe June 13, 2004
Get the Sweet Zombie Jesus mug.Mary, the mother of Jesus. This is typically an exclamation of disbelief, usually targeted at something so out there that it's hard to believe or process. You could also say "Holy shit!" -- it's quicker.
by toxicsky February 8, 2010
Get the Sweet Mother of Jesus mug.You have your hair cut, coloured and styled in a top salon by a man wearing more make-up than you. He tells you the cost of your new barnet - you gasp, then mutter "'sweet italian fucking jesus!' I won't be coming back here again"
by Laura Wilson November 24, 2005
Get the sweet italian fucking jesus! mug.1.(n) when a large cactus has grown in such a way that a chicken appears to be on top, with it's 'wings' spread as though he were crucified.
2.(excl) a expression of surprise, usually positive. can be suffixed with 'christ on a bike', for added impact/effect.
2.(excl) a expression of surprise, usually positive. can be suffixed with 'christ on a bike', for added impact/effect.
1. sorrel: 'good lord, look at that cactus!'
vinnie: 'that's a sweet cactus chicken jesus!'
2. matt: 'hey guys, we still have some beers left!'
vinnie: 'sweet cactus chicken jesus (christ on a bike)!'
vinnie: 'that's a sweet cactus chicken jesus!'
2. matt: 'hey guys, we still have some beers left!'
vinnie: 'sweet cactus chicken jesus (christ on a bike)!'
by true_pictsie February 13, 2009
Get the sweet cactus chicken jesus mug.When I person wanking, they blow their load onto a wall or bedshet, or your best friends mom. It makes the appearance of Jesus Christ himself.
by Holyswagness December 31, 2013
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