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Jenn Curbstomp

With long, bleach blonde, multi-colored hair, heavy makeup, and a colorful style, she became internet famous and is a former Scene Queen. Somewhere between then and now, she changed her style, and now looks as normal as your average teenage girl.
Jessica: OMG, Jenn Curbstomp is my IDOL.
Robbie: ...Who?
Jessica: -_-
by Catheeeeee. January 10, 2010
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Jenny Coco

An actual narcissistic psychopath that drags anyone in her life through a IED field of madness on one of her good days; and turns into an actual monster under ‘Mercury Retrograde. But pretends to be Mary Poppins when anyone else shows up.

Fills the gap in her soul with any and all dick.

Rapey as fuck.

Really great at gaslighting.

Recharges her energy based on the amount of ANY attention she can get from anyone.

Her blood is actually a flammable acid, no really; it might actually be napalm. Or that stuff that the tiny lizard thing in the original Jurassic park spits in that fat guys face when he’s trying to smuggle the Dino DNA off the island.

Likes to roll around in self made mud puddles at 4 AM with no fucks given for the neighbors trying to sleep.

Dislikes showering, brushing her hair, and people who get sick of babysitting the belligerent child that she acts like.

Puts her vag on only fans and then gets mad when people she knows see it… even though she was planning on throwing it at them anyway.

To put it simply; she’s an 867-5309.
“Jenny, Jenny who can I turn to? 867-5309, for the price of a dime, I can always turn to you, 867-5309.”

“Jenny Coco? That Bitch is feral.”
by Idon Likeu Etall December 26, 2021
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Jenni Crow Flat

The act of planking on a jetski or waverunner, sideways, while still driving it.
Zack: “What in the living fuck is that guy doing on the jetski?”
Jake: “Oh that’s just Cole. He’s doing the Jenni Crow Flat!”
by Alanthecreator March 10, 2023
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Jenny Crankin It

Satire of the popular weight loss and diet program "Jenny Craig"; Referring to a diet driven by methamphetamines causing rapid weight loss. Usually referring to a white trash crank addict who has recently lost a lot of weight. Originated in Terre Haute, Indiana.
1st Guy: Damn dude! Did you see Jessica?
2nd Guy: Yeah she got real skinny, yo!
3rd Guy: I heard she's Jenny Crankin It!
1st & 2nd Guy : Ohhhh, that explains it.
by Nick A. Fox December 28, 2005
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Jenn Carter

Jenn Carter is my wife,and anyone who has to say other wise,fuck you.
by JennCartergotdabestWAP December 26, 2022
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jenga chop

the act of chopping someone directly on the spine.
jenga chopping is usually only used in self defence.
the term benga chop is plain mockery of jenga chop.
jared:jenga chop!

ben:Awawawawawawawaw!
by mung master jonny March 24, 2008
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jenny craig moment

a jenny craig moment is when a bunch of drunk people start getting all emo and stat sharing there feelings.
*wile sobbing* guy:"do you know that your my bestfriend. you stuck by my side when nobody elese was there."

bystander: "you guys and ur damn jenny craig moments"
by superFAIRY200 January 10, 2008
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