Jahonna

She is kind and sweet but can be a bitch at times. She will have your back unless there's a snake. She is short and a pussy bitch but she is one of the coolest friends to have. She will give you a hard time and you'll have the best time too. If you don't have a Jahonna in your life you are missing out!

Rebecca: Who is that bad bitch?

Tony: That's Jahonna!

by AlphaHale26 September 12, 2019

The great jahoogie

The act of fisting yourself with a rubber fist.

Today was a rainy day, there for kyle locked the door and did the great jahoogie while listen to smooth jazz.

by justinbasketball November 6, 2010

Jahova's Fitness

The people in Jahova's Witness who walk around all day and ride their bikes trying to get people into their religion/exercise program.

Person A: Who are those people walking around in suits?
Person B: Oh thats Jahova's Fitness.

by Presto_Manifesto May 11, 2011

Jahobo

A Jehovah’s Whiteness who is also homeless.

Get off my doorstep you Jahobo's!"

by C.May June 26, 2004

jahoob

n. boob - From 70's show.

This reminds me I'm the only one who never saw Donna's Jahoobs.
-Michael Kelso

by Ken Nign July 30, 2008

JAHOYFT

Acronym for "Just Ask Her Out You Fscking Tool"

Dude, stop being a pussy and JAHOYFT

by Jonathan Krangek January 11, 2003

Jahooza

Jahooza is a substitute word for phrases such as Holy Shit, Holy Fuck, Holy Jeebus, etc.

Holy Jahooza I got drunk beyond all reason last night.

by UltraViolentClockwork April 9, 2019