J.R. "Bob" Dobbs

The leader of the Church of the Subgenious. Also, the slack master.

All followers of the Church of the Subgenious, under J.R. "Bob" Dobbs, must have slack.

by Hannah March 6, 2005

j.r.r. tolkien

Now famous 20th century fantasy author (1892-1973), professor and literary and linguistic scholar. Most notably known for his books The Hobbit (or There and Back Again), originally written as a children's book published in 1937, and The Lord of The Rings Trilogy. He also wrote Farmer Giles of Ham, The Adventures of Tom Bombadil.

J.R.R. Tolkien is commonly referred to as the 'Father of Modern Fantasy Adventure' novels.

by G M$ney October 15, 2003

j.r. Writer

An extremely talented rapper for the group Dipset along side Cam'ron, Juelz Santana, Jim Jones, Hell Rell, and 40 Cal.

"see me in ya hood, know im good shit i keep the glock"- 'What you know about Crack'- J.r. Writer

by b ridge b ridge b ridge July 22, 2006

J.R.R. Tokin

When someone smokes the marijuana or "tokes" and reads The Lord of the Rings.

"ahh a nice night of J.R.R. Tokin"

by J.R.R. Tokin August 25, 2008

J R I

A JRI (Jager relater incident) is very similar to an ARI (Alcohol related incident) except that it may, and usually does, include incidents you can't recall until reminded in some way. The consumption of jager seems to have direct effect on the time-space continuum. These incidents can include bruises from an unknown source, texts you don't remember sending or phone calls you don't remember making, as well as things you may have said. In extreme cases it may involve inappropriate behavior with the opposite sex - and in the most extreme case, this same behavior with the same sex. Can occur after several shots of jager but seem to have a higher incident level after multiple jagerbombs.

Angel: Who was that girl you were making out with on the dance floor last night??

Glenn: I was making out with a girl last night?? Must have been a J R I because I remember nothing!! Hope she was cute at least!! Damn jagerbombs!!

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Angel: Soooo - can you please tell me what I texted you at 3am last night? I see responses from you but it seems I cleared my sent folder!

Blake: You called me a bum for staying home and then said you were coming to my house to party. I told you "negative" and you argued but then finally agreed. No big deal - we'll just call it another J R I!!

by Just Sayin12 January 25, 2010

J.R. Ewing

The greatest television villian of all time. J.R. was the money-hungry/power-hungry son of an oiler on the popular series "Dallas" who troubled others, including his brothers and wife, on a daily basis with his evil and selfish intentions. J.R. was deceptive, tactful, and humorous though hated by most of the characters on the show. He drove away his brother Gary, threatened to kill Gary's wife Valeen if she ever returned to Dallas, competed and sabotaged brother Bobby's marriage and place in the business, and of course destroyed his wife Sue Ellen's life...not to mention the lives of many others.

J.R. was such a selfish bastard but we loved to hate him.

by Bo Ewing August 25, 2005

J.R. Masterman

A public school in Philadelphia known to be in the top 100 schools in the country. #1 school in the state. Obviously, it is a magnet school but despite this it has very low funds from the city. There is so much competition for enterance that kids who get 95% on their entrance exams are put on the waiting list and often denied admission. Kids there are allowed to graduate in 11th grade (they don't get a graduation but they do get a diploma if they want it in 11th).

You go to J.R. Masterman? Wow.

by Hi __ June 11, 2009