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Dirty Jurgen 

Yo someone did a dirty Jurgen and now thry cant stop

d va jürgën 

A statement used in every single case. Can always be used, no matter the situation. So d va jürgen is often used when you have no special replies to a question.
"Are you dumb?"
"D va jürgën!"
d va jürgën by teapotcrab May 27, 2008

her jurgen 

usually a teeneger that bandwaggons "damirs".

asks for rides but contributes no gas money. a jurgen always ows money to people and will forever be in dept.
driver-"hey Jurgen im low on gas"
her jurgen- sorry man i have no gas money
her jurgen by Antonthecreator September 19, 2011

cheeky jurgen 

A Cheeky Jurgen is masturbating as you cross Europe
Did you hear John went for a cheeky Jurgen on his gap year
cheeky jurgen by WidnesLad July 2, 2021

cheeky jurgen 

Impersonating another person to unsuspecting passers by.
Also pretending to drink a shot but throwing behind your head at a passer by momentarily blinding them with cheap alcohol.
“Hey Barry I just cheeky jurgened that guy” “you threw a shit in his face?” “No I told him I was Jurgen Klopp” “you cheeky Jurgen!”
cheeky jurgen by DtBavs July 2, 2021

Dirty Jurgen 

A guy who likes big dick in his ass 24/7
Hey i did a dirty jurgen to someone they loved it