Irritainment

(noun)

1. Media spectacles and reality programs that insult your intelligence and are annoying, but you find yourself unable to stop watching.

Man, I really hate this irritainment stuff, but I'm addicted to "World's Scariest Police Chases."

by naz_ghul March 14, 2003

ifrit

A particularly strong sort of jinn (genie), often associated with fire.

Also:

The magical Summoned creature or Boss appearing in most of the Final Fantasy game franchise.

"An Ifrit from the jinn said: 'I will bring it to you before you rise from your place. And verily, I am indeed strong, and trustworthy for such work.'"
Qur'an, Sura An-Naml:39. (27:39)

by Lammster August 26, 2007

irritable

Easily annoyed or angered. Cranky or grumpy. Cross, bad-tempered.

Sarah Good was called to testify. The irritable beggar rarely went to church and often muttered under her breath when she was denied food or shelter; she was an easy target for accusations of witchcraft.

by Lorelili August 6, 2011

irritation

A large amount of annoyance.

Person 1: Leave me alone.

Person 2: Wow. Talk about irritation.

by Rahah. March 1, 2007

Irritable Fowl Syndrome

An unhealthy obsession with the iPhone game Angry Birds. The disease is named as such because "irritable fowl" has a meaning similar to that of "angry bird."

Boss: "Hey Joe, would you mind stepping into my office? I think we need to have a little talk."
Joe: "Sure, what is it?"
Boss: "That was your third half-hour trip to the bathroom today and it's only 1:30. What's going on?"
Joe: "Unfortunately I suffer from Irritable Bowel Syndrome. We had chili for dinner last night, and it really hasn't been sitting well with me today."
Boss: "Hmm...well I asked some of your coworkers about it and they mentioned hearing sounds of chirps and snorts coming from one of the stalls on several occasions. It's Irritable Fowl Syndrome you're really suffering from, isn't it?"
Joe: "All right, I admit it! I can't stop playing Angry Birds!"
Boss: "Well lucky for you, you'll have plenty of time to chase those golden eggs during your unemployment!"

by Nicholas D December 11, 2010

IVSITS

If Vampires Sparkle In The Sun

Relates to Stephenie Meyer's Twilight series in which vampires sparkle in the sun instead of die.

IVSITS, anything an happen.

IVSITS, Facebook will be boring the day before a test.

by Meep&Robin November 17, 2009

Irritable Baby Syndrome (IBS)

When your baby is driving you crazy. Baby meaning new-born, infant, toddler and up.

My baby didn't sleep last night. So neither did I. Today, I have a serious case of "Irritable Baby Syndrome (IBS)." Stay away.

by seanmlee July 20, 2011