Yes Ma'am

To strongly say yes. Or hell yeah. Regardless of sex. Say it to any broad as well.

Gio: We're going to have fun tonight!

Jimmy: Yes Ma'am!

by Jimmy2Timez October 18, 2010

Mayonnaise Ma'am

Noun. A woman with a skinny ass that has no shape. "Mayonnaise" is a slur for "man ass."

You know a woman is a Mayonnaise Ma'am when you see her from behind and mistake her for a man. Hip-huggers fit her like a sock.

by Carl Stawicki August 8, 2008

handy ma'am

A Handy Ma'am is on par with a Handy Man. She may be handy in any variety of work. If something needs to be done well then get yourself a Handy Ma'am.

Example would be:
Handy Ma'am Massage
Handy Ma'am Roofing
Handy Ma'am Pet Care
Handy Ma'am Interiors

She is a handy ma'am if I ever saw one, like Rosie the Riveter.

by Handy Ma'am November 20, 2019

Ma'am up

When a woman needs to "Man up" about something....

Quit whining about it and "Ma'am up"

by wordbuildermike August 30, 2018

Ma'am-nesia

A partial or total loss of memory effecting only women whilst shopping for clothes or holiday decorations.

Becky excitedly purchased a $200 Halloween wreath, not realizing she had already bought the same wreath, due to an early onset case of ma'am-nesia.

by Tommy Shenanigans October 14, 2021

Ma'am-Sir

This occurs when a guy gets confused for a girl over the phone due to his soft tone of voice.

Guy: "Good afternoon, thank you for calling company X"

Caller: "Good afternoon Ma'am-Sir..."

Guy: "I'm a sir, not a ma'am-sir."

by Louis Xavier December 17, 2008

ma'am slammed

being called "ma'am" by an attractive man who obviously considers you to be his mother's peer, not his.

I had hoped he might be interested in me, but when I was ma'am slammed, I realized he obviously considered me too old.

by 1SmartBlonde July 2, 2009