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by Robot_Inversion June 4, 2021
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The Nor Cal Inversion

The phenomenon that randomly and inexplicably occurs on Northern California freeways causing the inversion of the fast lanes and the slow lanes. At any given time, the fastest lane may suddenly shift from the far left lane to the far right lane, resulting in an extremely counter-intuitive traffic flow.
Friend #1:"Hey man, how did you get back from Tahoe so fast?"

Friend #2:"Well I rode the Nor Cal Inversion on the 80 the whole way back. Also, I wasn't driving a Snubaru."
by sNorCal Driver June 1, 2013
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Recto cranial inversion

The state of having one's head up one's ass
Brother dalton: why is your homework the same as jimmy's?
Jimmy's friend: I don't know.
Dalton( adressing the class): what we have here is a severe case of recto cranial inversion.
by 13 14 February 13, 2009
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Cranium-Rectum Inversion

A recently discovered achievement in which a person headbangs to the degree of which their cranium is placed in their rectum. A person who achieves Cranium-Rectum Inversion is considered one of the Metal Gods.
Metalhead 1: Watch me achieve Cranium-Rectum Inversion.
Metalhead 2: No way.
*Metalhead 1 achieves Cranium-Rectum Inversion and becomes a God*
Metalhead 2: Awesome!
by Transform April 22, 2006
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craniorectal inversion

Our troll suffers from craniorectal inversion.
by Xyzzy January 29, 2005
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Rectal/Cranial Inversion

Having one's head up one's ass.
Julie is such a suck-up! She's suffering from a rectal/cranial inversion these days!
by vanman_57 December 8, 2011
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Penis inversion

A forseeable event in which the nature is so severe that the victims penis feels it is about to invert at the moment the particular event occurs.
Guy 1: I've got a penis inversion coming up tonight, she said she was disappointed and needed to talk to me.

Guy 2: Shit, I'm gonna make sure im at least 300 feet away at the time of impact as I value the functions of my penis.
by Teen Reject October 2, 2005
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