n.) The erotic, sexual act of huffing hand sanitizer. Then, inserting one's penis into the anus or mouth of someone while the eyes are watering.
by nexavobis September 17, 2010
daniel ingram is the name for a complete idiot, he treats girls for fools, lie's all the time about things that he thinks your going to believe, this person is from bourne lincolshire (haconby) hopefully one day he will come across this then just maybe he will realise he is the biggest idiot and lier going.
daniel ingram said he did a drugs test at work and he failed, so he was asked if he was going to get the sack and he said no. whats the point in a drugs test if he wasn't going to get the sack.
by bouncybrunette September 17, 2008
"Gordon B. Ingram invented the MAC-10 submachine gun as well as the MAC-11, as well as a few other short-lived designs."
by Merchant August 06, 2005
CHEATING £1 million winner of Who want to be a millionaire in 2001. After a person in the audience coughed at every option mentioned when it was correct!
During a game.... harry played a barely noticeable foul and tried to continue . Dave noticed the foul and was unsure. Harry's brother Jase defended his brother in this and kept conferring throughout the game. The match went forward. Later harry when questioned on CHEATING denied doing so Dave replied in true sarcasm: "I'm not saying your a Cheat but the name Major Charles Ingram comes to mind." To which the crowd roared with laughter.
by Juan Sheet 82 September 14, 2017
by david cox June 06, 2003
A dirty Ashley Ingram is the art of placing chocolate donuts around the male member and then eating them without licking your lips.
by Smegforbrains June 20, 2020
The lotion bottle was empty so she gave me a dick ingram.
Man that dick ingram left me with burns!
All I want to do is rail this broad but she won't give me anything other than dick ingrams.
Dick ingrams are so lame!
Man that dick ingram left me with burns!
All I want to do is rail this broad but she won't give me anything other than dick ingrams.
Dick ingrams are so lame!
by Bart the Shart March 20, 2013