tactical insertion

1) An item available in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 that allows a player to choose a spot to respawn. 2) Painting one's penis in a camo design and proceeding to have stealthy intercourse

John: I was playing call of duty last night, and then my girl came over, so i performed a tactical insertion, if ya know what i mean...

Steven: Nice! You get some easy spawn kills?

John: ...you dumbfuck

by ablahblah January 11, 2010

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by Your dumb for searching this September 20, 2017

Penial Ingestion

The scientific word for a hardcore blow job, during which the female subject (or male, depending on one's lifestyle) devours the penis of the receiver due to an excess amount of orgasmic pleasure.

"Freddie, it appears your lack of genitals is a result of penial ingestion."
"What's that, doc?"
"Someone chewed your dick off. coughcoughadudecough"
"Well, at least I'll be justified in singing I Want to Break Free!"

by that1dud3 November 28, 2009

inertia

Simple terms: The 'reason' that to why you have to use some sort of effort to move or stop something like an object.

The law/principle of inertia states that a body at rest will remain at rest and a body in motion will continue moving with a constant velocity unless acted upon by an external non zero force.

Don't confuse this with momentum

Due to inertia, a moving body in space (ie a vacuum) will not stop or deviate unless another non zero force acts on it (eg gravity)

by White Razor March 29, 2007

intertested

to try and test exactly how much someone is interested in you, or vice versa.

jake came over when i was sick with that nasty flu bug, and still made out with me. he was intertested and passed, big time.

by pam19 February 3, 2005

Intertouchdown

An intertouchdown occurs when a defender intercepts a pass in his endzone and instead of having the interception ruled a touchback, a replacement NFL referee calls that interception a touchdown for the other team.

To signal an intertouchdown, a replacement ref pulls down his pants and shoves his head up into his anal cavity via his anus.

Fred: "Did you see that MNF game last night? Wow, the Packers were robbed by the replacement refs. I think the Seahawks QB became the first player in NFL history to throw a game winning interception!"

Marty: "Yeah. Nice intertouchdown for the win there Seahawks."

Fred: "Intertouchdown? What's the signal for an intertouchdown?"

Marty: "To signal an intertouchdown, a replacement ref pulls down his pants and shoves his head up his ass."

by m_piet September 25, 2012

intertippity

to feel deeply torn because you know what is right, best or practical and that conflicts with what is pleasurable or what you ardently want.

A specific form of cognitive dissonance and inner-conflict.

Sometimes accompanied by ambivalence.

Often used to describe difficulty while developing new habits.

I have not known so much intertippity since my doctor first told me I was at risk for type II diabetes, and the waiter plunked down a big honkin' chocolate lava cake with vanilla ice cream in front of me.

by Xanadu The Great April 15, 2015