Mercenary tourette syndrome (AKA Inventory twitching)

An easily diagnosable condition of the tourette syndrome family.

It's caused by an over excitement of unconscious brainwave feelings towards the well known computer game "Resident evil 5" and is mostly traceable to the "Mercenaries" stage.

The player, suffering from the condition will play the aimless mode as normal, will go to melee an enemy, it's during the melee animation the player will unknowingly tap into the inventory screen and quickly, almost Weskerr/Neo lightning quick, transfer the ammo into the gun placement and then exist lavishly out of the inventory screen.

That is a more general indication that the player is suffering from the condition. A more serious diagnosis are as follows and in many of these cases, the inventory is brought up for a split second for the user to then take away, not actually reloading anything, you are advised to see a doctor in these extreme circumstances, or to cease playing this fucking dogshit mode that is about as classic as Andrew Evenstars hair;

-Inventory twitching when hitting a timer
-Inventory twitching when jumping through a window
-Inventory twitching when jumping up/down from a ledge
-Inventory twitching when climbing up a ladder
-Inventory twitching when climbing down a ladder
-Inventory twitching when dashing

And many, many more symptoms

About to Windfall a downed zombie...OMG THAT'S SO COOL, QUICK INVENTORY TWITCH BEFORE THE ANIMATION FINISHES WITH STILL 20 BULLETS IN MY CHAMBER!!!!

Mercenary tourette syndrome (AKA Inventory twitching) here I go again "RESIDENT EVIL FIVVVVEEEEE"

by Mercenary doctor April 29, 2011

Erudite Infantry

The infantry that is apart of the Master Mango's army characterized by having great knowledge and insight.

They go about the world with the Erudite Military keeping the world protected from stupid people, stupid things, and everything that is stupid. Elminating them, rehabilitation some of them, and saving the world from all stupidity

Guy 1: So I was thinking about going to oversea's places like canada

Guy 2: Are you sure about what you just said?

Guy 1: Yeah why wouldn't I be?

*Gun shot*
*Guy 1 lieing on ground with brain matter leaking out*

Guy 2: Well he shouldn't of been so sure of his statement. One of the Erudite Infantry's Snipers must of gotten him.

by Mangocruz May 11, 2010

Infantry wife

Proud army wife, married to an infantry soldier in the US Army. Many are nasty whores, though some are loving spouses who are devoted to thier husband and family, and who are NOT in it just for the damn I.D. card or benefits (insurance, income, commissary, etc.) Infantry wives can truely appreciate the beauty of a hot infantryman, as they are the ones who regularly see them in absolutely nothing other than thier dog tags. Yummy.

Infantry wife: "Welcome home! I missed you!! Now let's go to the bedroom."

Infantry soldier: "Hell yeah!"

by Fort lewis Wifey December 31, 2010

Infantry

On the eight day, God created Infantry. He sayeth "let there be a game fit for Man, who was created in my image, and for me when I am bored" and thusly Infantry rose from the sea of binary code, a testament to divine power and the coolness of developer Harmless Games. But Man became sinful and an asshole (no surprise there), and God decided to destroy what he created. "Man has gone wrong," God said, "and I shall destroy these sinful men and bring about the ruination of their great game." And verily, He flooded the earth for 40 days and 40 nights, and made HG sell Infantry to Sonly Online Entertainment who promptly ruined it on divine order (not that they needed any help though).

Luckily for mankind Noah was allowed to build an ark and save his family and the animals, but God was swift and merciless with Infantry. After SOE completed its task, what remained of the once mighty game was set upon by all manner of demons, hackers, script kiddies, and nade lamers. And when the dust settled, Infantry was leveled, laid low by the hand that rent Sodom and Gomorrah, then banished to the underworld to be lorded over by Satan's assistant Joe for all of eternity.

And that is the story of the rise and fall of the greatest game ever.

by C++ September 13, 2005

Insectory

To be 'Insect-like'

"With those huge glasses you look insectory!"

by Phatang August 5, 2009

8th infantry division

Name for a group of 8the graders that fight often, but also verbally assault people. Usually consists of 4 jocks, 1-2 wannabe jocks and 1 girl who is mostly passive but bitchy.

Also 8th Infantry for short.

I'd go if I were you. I heard that the 8th infantry division is gonna come fuck shit up.

by Code_Maker February 13, 2018

4th Infantry

That group of friends that are always smoking weed.

Originated from the 4th infantry division being based out of Colorado.

Are the 4th infantry pulling up to the party later?

Yeah they’ll be here in a bit with the payload.

by AustinF3 July 5, 2018