Infants in a headlock

Used to describe a buxom woman, whose breasts resemble infants held under the arms.

Look at that, man. Katie has some infants in a headlock.

What?

I mean she's stacked, dude. Stacked.

by AbbieNormal July 8, 2010

Infant Annihilator

A boy band for kids and teens with wholesome lyrics, melodic autotune vocals and catchy pop tunes. Their videos consist of playing in the forest and running at the beach. The band members are friends and very confortable with each other which is a good message for kids. Recommended for all the Beliebers and One Direction fans seeking for new idols to fall in love with. ❤️

«My daughter LOVES Infant Annihilator! She squeals with joy whenever she hears them on the radio! »

by Individual of Truth October 19, 2019

full infant

When a man shaves their pubes to the bare skin

Mark "how should I shave my pubes bro?"
Joe "I dont know man just dont go full infant"

by kingb.swag December 21, 2013

Infant Bear

AKA Young Cub, a teenage member of the bear community. Usually is just beginning to grow his "fur."

I'm 15 so I'm only an infant bear.

by Skyler13 July 6, 2008

literal infant

a baby with no mental capacity and an IQ of under 10, see also skibidi toilet fan

Person 1: how old is your son?
Person 2: he's 3 weeks old, he's a literal infant.

by the tender defender August 8, 2023

infant inhaler

Man who inhales cum at extreme speeds

“Damn bro mark was such an infant inhaler last night”

“What”

by AirBudFan29 May 9, 2022

Infant Dookie

Adjective: (1) A nicer way of saying "little shit" to somebody

Person 1: You're being so annoying today. Stop being such an infant dookie you little shit.

by Akihoe May 10, 2023