object that is not animate. doesn't breathe, change, or live. examples are tape, lamp, pemcil, desk, building, kleenex.
by SAMiiZLe September 25, 2006
Get the inanimate object mug.The step below a friends with benefits relationship. Perks include cuddling, massages, deep conversations, dinner dates and casual lounging about. Can be seen as a losing situation to those who forget to be friends with their benefits partner (which then becomes a fuck buddy). Can also be used as a precursor to a fwb relationship to test the waters.
Katie and Jim and are totally in the platonic intimacy stage. They don't have sex, but they could get there.
also,
Katie and Bob are platonically intimate. If Bob wasn't gay he might be pissed he got friend zoned.
also,
Katie and Bob are platonically intimate. If Bob wasn't gay he might be pissed he got friend zoned.
by kayykells April 19, 2013
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a concert were everyone in the audience engage in coital activities, regardless of sex age and race.
meph: "damn that intimacy concert went really well. i think i scored at least 5 times"
cold: "hah amateur, what concert did you go to? i went to whatever's intimacy concert at the ANBU-dome stadium, home of the 'whatever stikers' fotball team. i lost count on how many times i scored."
cold: "hah amateur, what concert did you go to? i went to whatever's intimacy concert at the ANBU-dome stadium, home of the 'whatever stikers' fotball team. i lost count on how many times i scored."
by broccolee July 18, 2008
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When you pick up your boyfriend from the airport, drive to the top of the parking garage, and give him the best blow job he’s ever had. And swallow the biggest load ever. And don’t get a drop of cum on his clothes.
When you are driving home from the airport with your boyfriend, find a park, drive into the grass, get a pillow and blanket from your car, and allow and encourage him to perform oral sex in a way you have never before experienced. And have the biggest, wettest orgasm, ever.
When you let your boyfriend gently shave your pubic region for the first time in your life, and tenderly and lovingly rub oils into the area. Then make love. A new, freshly shaven pussy and oil make for a heavenly sexual experience.
When you sit on the bench of the shower while massaging your man’s balls and taking his penis in your mouth until he comes with a powerful explosion of semen.
When you wear a whipped cream teddy for your man’s eating pleasure. The comedy factor comes into this version of intimacy though, because to see his face and ears and hair covered with whipped cream is priceless.
When you go to a movie theater that has recliner seats and sit in the back row, put the arm rest between the seats up, and cuddle just as if you were home in bed watching TV. Of course, the zipper on your jeans can come down to make it easy for your man to make you come right there while watching Denzel Washington use his skills to eliminate the bad guys.
When you pick up your boyfriend from the airport, drive to the top of the parking garage, and give him the best blow job he’s ever had. And swallow the biggest load ever. And don’t get a drop of cum on his clothes.
When you are driving home from the airport with your boyfriend, find a park, drive into the grass, get a pillow and blanket from your car, and allow and encourage him to perform oral sex in a way you have never before experienced. And have the biggest, wettest orgasm, ever.
When you let your boyfriend gently shave your pubic region for the first time in your life, and tenderly and lovingly rub oils into the area. Then make love. A new, freshly shaven pussy and oil make for a heavenly sexual experience.
When you sit on the bench of the shower while massaging your man’s balls and taking his penis in your mouth until he comes with a powerful explosion of semen.
When you wear a whipped cream teddy for your man’s eating pleasure. The comedy factor comes into this version of intimacy though, because to see his face and ears and hair covered with whipped cream is priceless.
When you go to a movie theater that has recliner seats and sit in the back row, put the arm rest between the seats up, and cuddle just as if you were home in bed watching TV. Of course, the zipper on your jeans can come down to make it easy for your man to make you come right there while watching Denzel Washington use his skills to eliminate the bad guys.
by momarae October 26, 2014
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1. "Damn the Inanimate Skeezer Tony, now there's jizz inside my CD player"
2. "Daddy can i go down the slide?"
"Sure thing sweetey just wait till the Inanimate Skeezer is done."
2. "Daddy can i go down the slide?"
"Sure thing sweetey just wait till the Inanimate Skeezer is done."
by Flash the Ripper January 21, 2008
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chloe: yes yes yes yes yes yes yes surely yes yes surely yep yes yes yes yes yes yea I am duh yes yesnyensyensyensy3jsudjjsjsmdjdjsj I am definitely a paintbrush irl inanimate insanity
chloe: yes yes yes yes yes yes yes surely yes yes surely yep yes yes yes yes yes yea I am duh yes yesnyensyensyensy3jsudjjsjsmdjdjsj I am definitely a paintbrush irl inanimate insanity
by Poopy shart July 18, 2022
Get the paintbrush irl inanimate insanity mug.A condition that makes the victim crave emotional intimacy due to lack of it in their past.
A person with Intimacy Disorder may have trouble connecting with someone because of fear of being hurt.
Someone with Intimacy Disorder make have coping mechanisms like humor, television, or food to help them get through the loneliness they feel.
A person with Intimacy Disorder may have trouble connecting with someone because of fear of being hurt.
Someone with Intimacy Disorder make have coping mechanisms like humor, television, or food to help them get through the loneliness they feel.
by Y337801 March 17, 2019
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