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thanos in the closet

a hilarious phrase that quackity made when he was doing his "awful furry discord servers" video on youtube.
by God 0f hyperdeath February 24, 2019
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Sleeping in the Closet

After a drunken night of boozing and fist pumping, a man or transvestite asks if you're interested in some free sex. In a drunken haze, you might not understand, and let it happen.
Did you hear? We caught him sleeping in the closet, butt-naked, with his thumb in his mouth!
by corncorncorncornorncorn January 24, 2011
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In The Closet

A sex position where the woman lies in the bed comfortably while the man watches her from the closet without making any type of contact
My favorite position is "in the closet" as I get to watch woman not through my phone but live.
by Kerke June 12, 2020
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locked in the closet

The inability to come out gay because of the possibility of brutal retaliation from others. This could include being targeted by anti-gay groups, being avoided by your friends, etc.
Daniel wanted to come out, but because he lived near the Westboro Baptist Church, he was basically locked in the closet.
by MexiGin May 14, 2012
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trapped in the closet

R. Kelley's masterpiece, this shit is art! An engaging story about somebody who's cheating on his wife with somebody who's cheating on her husband who's fucking so and so... everybody gets laid, basically.
See also-pointless.
Oh my fucking god! Everybody's cheating on everybody else and I'm trapped in a closet! OH GOD I'M ACTUALLY CLAUSTROPHOBIC. Please help me, I'm trapped in the closet, oh my god I'm going to die.
by KVENNE September 15, 2006
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bone in the closet

bone in the closet: a woman a man has fucked that he does not think about again, similar in meaning to a notch on the belt or bedpost.
"Girlfriend, stay away from that man. He's a playa and you ain't nothing to him but another bone in the closet."
by TooSick4U March 13, 2009
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