ilan special

Sticking a finger in your partners butt while caressing their balls.

Guy 1:how’d it go with your girl last night?
Guy2: she gave me the Ilan special !!!

by The reallllly cool September 4, 2019

Ilan G

Ilan High School for girls is probably one of the most unheard of schools in the world. In this school, G’s pretend to like everyone even though they hate everyone. People there also like to call everyone fake even if they hang out with a person they call fake just so they can hit up their hot male friends. Also, since none of the Ilan girls have an Instagram, they all post on their WhatsApp status, but if you’re on someone’s status, you can’t tell anyone so nobody will get jealous. The girls there also make sure to pull up their skirts when a hot UPS driver walks into school while making sure they watch out for a Rabbi behind them. Since Ilan Isn’t apart of the Yeshiva League, you’re automatically a loser if you’re a J-dub. But if you’re an Sy, then you’re all good. Ilan kids also got them weddings planned from ninth grade and get siked each time they see one of their seniors get engaged because that means they’re one engagement closer to their engagement. Since Ilan girls are so holy and can’t touch boys until marriage, they practice hugs and moves to make with boys on each other while claiming they are straight.

Sam: I met this Ilan G and she’s actually kinda hot.

Isaac: Dude, didn’t you hear how thirsty those Ilan kids are? They’re actual tools. I wouldn’t go for that.

by NoMoBamba March 18, 2019

Ilan cheran

Ilan cheran has full rights to use the N word

Tharshana : oh no Ilan cheran did you just use a N word
Ajay : its alright fam he gets a pass

by notilancheran November 26, 2021

ilan lo po

The boss is not here. Thats the reason you are acting like this. He canwnt see you.

tamid she-ilan lo po yesh po raash

by sharon chetsi November 6, 2008

Ilan rastegar

A kid who's generally really chill and cool and has sick eyes

Ilan rastegar eyes are legit two small pools

by AwesomeGals April 18, 2018

Ilan mastur

To be a master at doing the Ilan special.

Matthew the Ilan mastur and Gabriel did the Ilan special last night.

by anonymous May 19, 2022

KMAN ILAN

Slang term used for the Cayman Islands. The KMAN ILAN is a small country in the caribbean south of cuba and west of Jamaica.

Dan - I am gong to the caribbean on a cruise

Brian - Be sure to stop in the KMAN ILAN

by pura vida February 9, 2006