Ilan

Ilans are grainy mother fuckers who jerk off and are liked by only themselves. They also choose hoes over bro's.

Ilan is definitely texting H right now.

by Ilan's mother December 13, 2021

Ilan

Ilan is a special guy who likes his friends and hates when his friends are sad. Ilan is from a lot of different places but mostly he likes the second place because that one was Boston. Ilan is smart like a lawyer but crazy like a musician so he wants to be a musician. Ilan is 6'2" except not. Ilan wouldn't bring a horse into a classroom except if he's writing a song about a horse because he's getting his Master's in songwriting. Ilan hit his head once and it was a whole thing.

Mary: Have you seen Ilan?
Pete: You mean the one who's a bilingual aspiring musician with an Ivy League degree?
Mary: No

by Ilans BFs November 23, 2021

Ilan

Ilan has the N-word pass

Ilan called this fat ass black monkey a "nigro"

by OsherTheBlackChild June 4, 2023

bar ilan

A bunch of nerds with no life that spend 25 hours a day studying math and making bad jokes about bar ilan studying materials. They have been in the same program for the majority of their life. If you encounter a bar ilan attendee the best thing to do is to call the cops and run

You Are a bar ilan attendee?
Yes
Get the f*** away from me you f***ing need, I'm calling the cops right now

by Average magshimim Chad February 24, 2024

ilan

a type of object that usually falls down the stairs

person 1: did you hear it
person 2: hear what
person 1: ilan fell down the stairs again
person 2: hahahahahahahhaah LOL!!!!1 XD

by the no papa fun February 14, 2019

Ilan mastur

To be a master at doing the Ilan special.

Matthew the Ilan mastur and Gabriel did the Ilan special last night.

by anonymous May 19, 2022

Ilan rastegar

A kid who's generally really chill and cool and has sick eyes

Ilan rastegar eyes are legit two small pools

by AwesomeGals April 18, 2018