Iranian Spider Web

The act of taking one's ballskin, stretching it to its maximum diameter and suffocating a human being with it.

Tim: Hey Ryan, how was your day.

Ryan: Shut the fuck up you chodebucket.

Tim: Ryan, what are you doing with your balls? No, no, not the iranian spider web! NOOO! NOOOOOOOO!

RIP

by Joseph Tittlitch January 31, 2009

Iranian

A person from Iran. Most people would say that an Iranian has dark skin, dark eyes, and dark hair. However, this is most certainly NOT true. I myself, being a full-blooded Iranian have red hair and blue eyes. My father has blond hair, and my mom has red hair also. We are all Iranian, although we are from the northern part. The point is, not all Iranians are dark, hairy, and have huge noses.

Ignorant dumbass: OMG! Red hair?! You must be Irish or something!
Me: No. I'm Iranian, you freaking tard.

by Sophia M. September 1, 2008

iranijap

And iranijap is a person of mixed Iranian and Japanese ancestry. Known to be very exotic and attractive looking people.

Darvish Yu is a famous baseball player in Japan, and he is also an iranijap. Google his website.

by Count_bobula December 14, 2008

iranian

A person whos rich, HAS to drive a bmw or mercedes. Girls are gorgeous and they all live in HUGE houses.
brand name clothes are a must

That girl in the black mercedes is iranian.

by rachel bilson May 22, 2006

Iranian Gasmask

It's when you put your balls in a girls mouth, put your asshole over her nose, and then fart.

IT"S FUCKIN AWESOME

Jill O'Conner got the iranian gasmask the other night.

by Lucas Wade May 25, 2005

Iranian Bullfrog

When you cum inside a water balloon then put it in the girls mouth. Finally you but a group of frogs all over her and pop the balloon like a bomb while she's distracted by the frogs

I Iranian bullfroged that bitch she never saw it coming.

by DaddyDestroyerDick January 6, 2021

iranian

Iranian is a person who is born or descent of the country of Iran. A person who can be either rich or poor. A person that can be of persian, azer, kord, lur, balooch or even of arab ethnicy descent from Iran. A person under suppresion from the arab anglo worshipping empire of crap.

Death to parsipunter the camel giz guzzler who's mom licks arab asshole after the take a shit and fucks 100 negros a day. What a whore.

by (persian) who loves hot ass June 26, 2005