Ivanism

In a battle of wit during discussion on public forums, message boards, fb groups.. etc. an Ivanism is considered to be a truly weak response of the highest degree. A weak and unbalanced retort in which extreme cases of butthurt are revealed. An Ivanism is also known as a euphemism to the expression "foot in mouth" which in many cases may come back to haunt person (who in lost train of thought or just out of plain stupidity blurts out said Ivanism) at a later time, even much later.

Some Ivanisms are so epic in content that they warrant being saved and stored for future/educational purposes.

Littledick: Your newest entry attempt on UD does not embarrass me in the slightest, and to prove my point I will be sure to look it up and click on "DO NOT PUBLISH" for "I am a Senior Urban Dictionary Editor, that means I am God.... bow before me!"

Bigdick: I may not get my entry accepted into Urban Dictionary, but you have just given me this most precious moment for which I am eternally grateful. You not only gave me the perfect example for my newest entry, but your latest shriek has got to be your greatest Ivanism yet.

Thank you, Mr. Senior Editor @ Urban Dictionary, your inspiration is greatly appreciated and I have decided to give it another shot.

Sincerely, Bigdick

by Higzy Teflon November 29, 2010

Ivania

Ivania is someone who is very nice and really loving. She cares a lot about the people around her. She’s super nice. She is also a really sensitive girl. You have to hold onto Ivania because she will always have your back no matter what. If you ever let go of her, you’ll regret it. Ivania’s are the most sweetest and kindest. She’s also flawless.

I love Ivania!
Ivania’s so cute!

by tygerbeat27 May 28, 2018

Ivan

The sexiest man alive! Smart,funny,sweet,super attractive, amazing lovers,great body,large penis. Can be the biggest asshole or the sweetest guy at the sametime. If you know a ivan you are very lucky to have them in your life. Usually from eastern Europe or Latin descent. Originally meaning "gift from god". Totally fuckable !

Wow. This is a great party! Look around there's so many Ivans here.

What is it about Ivan that i just want to sit on his face?

Ivans so funny. I wish he was mine.

by Jessica Bentacourt July 16, 2013

inanna

Best friend you could ever have, always there for you. and if she is dissapointed in you, she will turn her mouth downwards. She's the kindof person you'll want to shotgun.

person #1- let me guess , your going to see inanna tomorrow

person #2- yea how'd you guess?

person #1- shes the only person you ever want to see

by kindofamazing November 28, 2010

Ivanna

Beautiful in every way, Cute laugh, Overall wonderful person

Thats Ivanna...wow she's a amazing person

by Judoforlife September 23, 2012

Ioannis

Ioannis: a.k.a. Jiannis is a man of honor and style.

Ioannis is great greek man! He's a real athlete and loves greek culture. He has humor and the ladies are fighting for him! Every GUY wants to be like IOANNIS! A nice greek man who listens to problems and cares about physical health.
He fights for his dreams and doesn't fall back!
Ioannis is made for one woman and usually doesn't like to be with many other females.

"Is this Ioannis-
you mean this greek guy over there?"

by MedalHonorFighter_1 November 5, 2018

ivan martinez

Ivan Martinez is a Spanish YouTuber along with his twin Emilio Martinez. They live in the U.S.A with Jake Paul in the Team 10 headquarters. They are handsome boys with a beautiful heart. They're always there when you need them and they're just amazing overall.

Person 1: hey did you hear of Ivan Martinez??
Person 2: ya I heard of him before they're supposed to be beautiful
Person 1: yes they're meant to be handsome
Person 2: that must be him over there

by Glitterball456 April 16, 2017