Skip to main content

tuesday

a chic euphemism for female genitalia. your ladyplace, your mother's ladyplace, your girlfriend's ladyplace etc. derivative of 'C U Next Tuesday'
"eat my tuesday"

"i've got some sort of yeast infection :("
"a yeast infection? where?"
"in my tuesday :'("

"not tonight, basil. my tuesday hurts."
by maggie costello January 23, 2009
mugGet the tuesdaymug.

Tuesday

The day of the week when most people live their entire lives.
You can tell when you're in traffic that most of the people in front of you have no destination where they want to arrive before next Tuesday.
by Downstrike October 17, 2004
mugGet the Tuesdaymug.

Tuesday

The week day equivalent to beige.

This day has come to be known as the "Basic Bitch Day"
George: I like Tuesdays, there's just something about them I like

Michael: This is why your dad left you, George
by Simply_Curri May 17, 2022
mugGet the Tuesdaymug.

Tuesday

Fred's birthday.
"Guys, its Tuesday remember to wish Fred happy birthday!"
by fishhobo October 20, 2020
mugGet the Tuesdaymug.

Tuesday

Tuesday is a day where you and your homies get together and masterbate together. Or even have a gang bang.
Guy : Hey man it's Tuesday you know what that means
Guy : Yeah, we gang.
by ILOVEGAYSEX November 22, 2022
mugGet the Tuesdaymug.

Tuesday

A day in the week we’re everyone can get horny without getting guarded
Girl: Omg he send me a dick pic

Boy: wait but it’s Tuesday

Girl: Oh silly me it’s TUESDAY
by Nig got June 23, 2021
mugGet the Tuesdaymug.

Tuesday

Tuesday is the worst day in the world.
Useually a school day where everything goes wrong.
There is a holiday directly after the last tuesday of the school year called: Day-After-Tuesday-Day.
A: I have fellen down stairs, failed a test, made a fool of myself and was stabbed by a pencil.
B: Must be Tuesday.
by Joseph Pfister November 4, 2005
mugGet the Tuesdaymug.

Share this definition