Incompetent Boob

Cryptosporidium-137, protagonist of Destroy All Humans.

Crypto fails a mission.
MISSION FAILED
Pox: "NO, NO, NO!!! Crypto, you incompetent boob!!"

by WonkyTonkBotty October 10, 2020

incompetent boob

A third (fourth,... ect.) boob that cannot even lactate that exists just for fun.
Or
A humorous insult used to describe a bumbling idiot with a big smile on his face.

someone who insists that global warming is a hoax. (Whether we are causing it or not, it's still there.)
You may call that person an incompetent boob.

by Michael Conner April 30, 2008

Incompetent politicians

What the swamp is chalk full of

You can't fix incompetent politicians, but you can vote them out.

by Sexydimma January 18, 2022

Incompetent Tom

Referring to Tom Anderson, creator of MySpace, refusing to allow certain xhtml codes onto user profiles.

Don't be such an incompetent tom, money doesn't grow on trees.

by bangingcicadas October 25, 2008

incompetent loaf

to be an incompetent loaf means to have a serious lack of intelligence or smarts in any sense of the word whilst sitting limply and letting anyone slice, dice, or dip your lack of skills into their bowl of repeated insults...per their own pleasure and satisfaction

I'm am sick of my boss thinking I am an incompetent loaf who can do nothing but simplistic data entry!

by torosgirl February 19, 2009

Incompetent Camouflage

Pretending or giving the illusion of incompetence and ignorance to hide or conceal your intellectual genius or diabolical plan.

Rudy Giuliani intended to give a press conference at the Four Seasons Hotel...but due to a mix up it was actually at...The Four Seasons Total Lawn Care Center that was between an Adult Bookstore and a Crematorium. The press thought it was a sign of his incompetence and true ignorance, but in reality it was "Incompetent Camouflage" designed by him to give his clients enemies a continued false sense of security while he continued with is plan.

by Rogue_Leader November 9, 2020

Incompetent Queer

Someone who only got the job because they are gay and the gay boss likes that. Couldn't do the work for shit.

I wonder if it was Gavin himself or some Incompetent Queer underling who came up with the phrase "Make America Gavin Again". This drivel exemplifies why corruption is a bad thing. We get worse ideas because of it.

by Publius0987 August 26, 2025