sneeze in your pants

cumming into your own pants

Guy "Oi mate did you just sneeze in your pants?"
guy2 "Yeah I couldn't hold it in."

by SuperCuntNugget January 28, 2018

panorama in your pants

The results of extreme diarrhoea

Hey, Francis, look at Tom's pants: He's sh*t into them, now you have a real panorama in your pants!

by Ching Chang Chung November 6, 2020

beans in your pants

Referring to someone who is being goofy or overly energetic. Not dissimilar from “ants in your pants.”

Karen, calm down. You’ve got beans in your pants.

by FiestaNic October 1, 2019

snow in your pants

(Verb) To ejaculate into one's pants.

If you drink Fresca, you'll snow in your pants

by superlative song December 4, 2007

Skittles in your pants

What to do when you want to learn a secret.

Person 1: Dude how do you do that?
Person 2: First you have to get a bag of skittles then put the skittles in your pants.

by Spartagod May 2, 2010

'coon in your pants

the state of being grouchy or a party-pooper

You have a particularly large 'coon in your pants!

by mr. gapants!!! March 15, 2009

IMMA PUT A HOLE IN YOUR PANTS

When you see a five-year-old you can't resist and you get the urge to immediately insert your penis into there body.

5 year old : Hey Mister.
IMMA PUT A HOLE IN YOUR PANTS

by AnonymousUniverse February 5, 2020