rectocranial inversion

Having your head up your ass.

I had a bad case of rectocranial inversion when I did that.

by Bill Kirby August 21, 2003

first impression

How you present yourself in the meeting of a new person.

Most people look back on these and wish they'd made a better one.

"Jesus fucking Christ, Kate, you should've told me your parents would be there. I would have worn more suitable clothes to give them a good first impression... You really fucked up my evening."

by Hayley Hogsworth December 30, 2005

cranial rectal inversion

nice way of saying you have your head in your ass. also known as H.I.A.S (head in ass syndrome)

"I know that our anniversary was today, but, I was having a cranial rectal inversion and I will make up for it this weekend."

by grant24 May 15, 2008

Imperious Interruptus

The right of all bosses to hijack the conversations of subordinates. Said subordinates then must just awkwardly stand there while the boss talks to someone else with their back to you pretending you don't exist.

Dave: Then we can do the load testing and...
Boss: IMPERIOUS INTERRUPTUS!
*Dave stands there awkwardly*
Boss: Dave, stand there awkwardly while I talk to Pete as if you don't exist.

by Pointy Haired Boss September 21, 2011

rectal cranial inversion

having ones head up their ass

that asshole had a serious case of rectal cranial inversion.

by jefbenet November 6, 2003

Usher impersonator

Someone who dresses up as Usher as a job for entertainment purposes. It's a little known fact that Usher is the second-most impersonated celebrity after Elvis. The few good ones can be found in Vegas, but the many bad ones usually work in the aisles at weddings, churches, and movie theaters. These shitty Usher impersonators usually have to wear "Usher" name tags so people know that they're trying to impersonate Usher.

Vanilla Ice: "Man, that guy at the movie theater showing people to their seats sure was one hell of a broke down Usher impersonator. I mean, if you're 60 years old and white and have to wear an 'Usher' name tag so people will know what you're doing, find another job."
Snow: "Yeah, I thought he was trying to be Bob Barker at first."

by Nick D May 24, 2004

rectal-cranial inversion

a serious medical condition, wherein your cranium, or brain, has changed places with your rectum, or asshole. it can lead to jail time, unwanted pregnancy, divorce, loss of job and/or income, and public embarrassment.

joey: oh man, i can't believe i broke up with chloe; she's the best thing that ever happened to me. how could i be so stupid?
zoey: you may have been suffering from rectal-cranial inversion. you may still be. consult your psychologist or your proctologist as soon as possible.
joey: thanks, you're a real pal. i guess i need a tractor.
zoey: for what?
joey: to pull my head out of my ass!!
zoey: true dat.

by earpuller May 18, 2006