Ilan mastur

To be a master at doing the Ilan special.

Matthew the Ilan mastur and Gabriel did the Ilan special last night.

by anonymous May 19, 2022

Ilan

Ilan is a special guy who likes his friends and hates when his friends are sad. Ilan is from a lot of different places but mostly he likes the second place because that one was Boston. Ilan is smart like a lawyer but crazy like a musician so he wants to be a musician. Ilan is 6'2" except not. Ilan wouldn't bring a horse into a classroom except if he's writing a song about a horse because he's getting his Master's in songwriting. Ilan hit his head once and it was a whole thing.

Mary: Have you seen Ilan?
Pete: You mean the one who's a bilingual aspiring musician with an Ivy League degree?
Mary: No

by Ilans BFs November 23, 2021

Ilan

It is a person who doesn't get bitches and likes geography and history.

OMG, this guy is such an Ilan. I am gonna KYS.

by Mancetov prijatelj May 7, 2022

bar ilan

A bunch of nerds with no life that spend 25 hours a day studying math and making bad jokes about bar ilan studying materials. They have been in the same program for the majority of their life. If you encounter a bar ilan attendee the best thing to do is to call the cops and run

You Are a bar ilan attendee?
Yes
Get the f*** away from me you f***ing need, I'm calling the cops right now

by Average magshimim Chad February 24, 2024

ilan

a type of object that usually falls down the stairs

person 1: did you hear it
person 2: hear what
person 1: ilan fell down the stairs again
person 2: hahahahahahahhaah LOL!!!!1 XD

by the no papa fun February 14, 2019

Ilan

Ilans are grainy mother fuckers who jerk off and are liked by only themselves. They also choose hoes over bro's.

Ilan is definitely texting H right now.

by Ilan's mother December 13, 2021

Ilan

Ilan has the N-word pass

Ilan called this fat ass black monkey a "nigro"

by OsherTheBlackChild June 4, 2023