Isela

beautiful. talks to herself and has mutiple personalities. likes boys but prefers men. she's a murderer in disguise. capable of anything.

Man 1: "Don't mess with that girl over there."

Man 2: "You just want her for yourself!"

Man 3: "No dOOd, she's an Isela!"

by Herkeman October 16, 2008

History repeating itself

(n.) Any unfortunate event that closely resembles a prior one, that could have been avoided had people payed attention to history.

The Conservative governments' idea to re-introduce poll tax in the 80s was history repeating itself, as the peasants revolted as they did over 600 years before. Only now, they had workers' unions and a mortgage.

by Banastre July 16, 2004

Isela

Isela, A sweet,kind,loveable person well be here when you need them.Lights up your day when you need them.A person you can trust with all your heart.Never lets you down no more anything.

Person:Dude did you hear about Isela
Other Person: Yeah shes amazing

by Under Cover Girl January 25, 2020

maria isela

One of the most beautiful women you'll ever meet. If you ever meet her, you'll always want to be friends. Hardworkers,will set mind to anything and so intelligent! Never stab them in the back or they will do what ever it takes to come back above you even more. May go through hell in life but always moving forward.

Person1:"Who is that?!"
Person2:"Maria Isela, who else could that be?'

by Juanita_7800 October 10, 2013

iselo

an iselo is a person jumps off the hoover damn with his nut sack tied at the top

Vince: nick i can'yt believe your going to pull an iselo
Nick:damn straight

by Vince September 30, 2004

Pay(s) for itself

When the amount of money saved equals or exceeds the cost of an item or service, usually through an extended period of time.

This is very often used as a means of promoting a good or service, such as gutters, food processors, juicers etc. As in:

"Now with Debby Meyer's green bags, you never have to throw away your produce due to spoilage! Produce lasts up to 7 times longer, saving you money and time. This product nearly pays for itself!"

Because Jack bought a home coffee grinder, he can grind his own beans at home! He no longer has to buy more expensive pre-ground coffee, so in essence his new machine pay(s) for itself.

by johnny mc awesome August 19, 2009

I wish my lawn was emo..so it could cut itself

Refers to the new trend of emo; people who "dont smile, high pitched overwrought lyrics and inaudible guitar rifts with tight wool sweaters, tighter jeans, itchy scarfs (even in the summer), ripped chucks with favorite bands signature, black square rimmed glasses, and ebony greasy unwashed hair that is required to cover at least 3/5 ths of the face at an angle," and who cut their wrists to get attention from others.

-"TANNER, YOU FUCKING GOTH, CUT THE LAWN NOW"

-"My life sucks. I'm going to slit my wrists so people notice me. I wish my lawn was emo..so it could cut itself; oh if only it could relate to me.

by phillll July 26, 2008