This is an acronym for the term Ideal Black Man. A term that most African American women use to describe their dream guy. This description usually refers to a black man who is a christian, loves kids, successful, talented, honest, loyal, trustworthy, no baggage, and sexxy as hell!!!
Tanya: Girl, I think Johvan is ma IBM.
Jenae: Yeah? Wow, there aint a lotta them out there in tha world. When you think you caught one, hang on tight n dont let go!
Jenae: Yeah? Wow, there aint a lotta them out there in tha world. When you think you caught one, hang on tight n dont let go!
by yuu.dnt.need.2.kno March 27, 2010
by IBM May 23, 2004
An IBM ordered a veal sandwich.
by Giselle Gardonyi March 16, 2004
International Buisness Machines. A company founded back in the 1800s that created the machines used by Nazi Germany during World War II to sort out all the european jews so they could be systematically executed.
by Aunt_Jemima May 23, 2004
An IBM is an International Bowel Movement is the act of farting as you cross over boards to another country. It can also include the act of "pitching a loaf" while crossing boarders in a plan.
1) "Alan's IBM lasted 5 seconds as we crossed into France."
2) "I almost took down the plane with that IBM."
2) "I almost took down the plane with that IBM."
by The Harvard Dictionary July 6, 2015