i don't give a single fuck

Stronger meaning of "I don't give a fuck."

A: Your ex-girlfriend slept with another guy in Class.
B: I don't give a single fuck! (well, you actually do)

by Fornicras November 25, 2013

I don't give a flying fuck

I don't give a flying fuck is a combination of words you say when you don't care about something.

Person 1: I just ate some mac n cheese

person 2: I don't give a flying fuck

by Oceeandude April 27, 2022

I don't give half a fuck

To care so little about something that one half of the standard fuck will suffice. Used when you want to make clear that you truely could care less.

Mary: "Do you want to go have sushi or steak?"
Joe: "Whatever, I don't care".
Mary: "Or should we go to Benihana?"
Joe: "I don't give half a fuck! Let's just eat!"

by Jumpingrat September 2, 2008

I don't give a holy fuck

Another way of saying "I don't give a fuck", but with a little religion. People say this when other people say things to 'brag" or are annoying you by provoking you. This term will shut their asses down. Even if it doesn't, the other person will still back off for a little bit. Sometimes they will bite back at you saying you're jealous. At this point, you should tell them to suck a dick and fuck off in a garbage can. This also makes the other person more catholic.

Little Kid on Roblox: I got so much robux lol
Me: I don't give a holy fuck
Little Kid on Roblox: You jealous.
Me: Fuck off to a dumpster youngster

Little Kid on Roblox: I believe in god.

by TheGayAccount June 27, 2018

I don't give a fuck 'bout your name meanings

yes show to all people on social network whats your name mean we so care about please

- hello, my name is Jack and the meaning is...
- I don't give a fuck 'bout your name meanings, Jack

by santek November 22, 2021

I don't give a pink fuck, a blue fuck, a grey fuck, a green fuck, a me fuck, youfuck, no fuck

I don't give a pink fuck, a blue fuck, a grey fuck, a green fuck, a me fuck, youfuck, no fuck means you don't give a fuck.

You: Hfjone sucks. I hate you!!!
Me: I don't give a pink fuck, a blue fuck, a grey fuck, a green fuck, a me fuck, youfuck, no fuck.
You: I'm sorry!! *CRIES*

by hfjonefan0159391-59105 September 25, 2022

the department of I don't give a fuck

Unfortunately, this department cannot assist you with your problem. Why? Because I don't give a fuck.

Joey just got fired. He wants to appeal it.

He needs to talk to the department of I don't give a fuck. That guy's an idiot.

by Shuaman October 12, 2018