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top ten reasons why I'm gay 

1 women hot
2 non binarys hot
3 men hot
4 everyone hot
5 I'm trans
6 i use neo pronouns when i feel a lil goofy
7 i like stranger things
8 among us
9 chocolate Hershey's kiss
10 peepee
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Hello, I'm gay. 

It's a way of telling a woman that's attracted to you but you hate to go the fuck away.
Woman: H-h-h-h-hello. My name is (insert name here)
Man: Hello, I'm gay.
Hello, I'm gay. by Golden Inferno February 27, 2017

Basically I’m Gay 

The video by Dan Howell that made us collectively smile, cry, and die of happiness
Dan’s Basically I’m Gay video made me cry for 3 hours

Now I'm gay 

What you say when you first look at a picture of Danny Devito
Guy:*Looks at a picture of Danny Devito* Well, Now I'm gay

I'm not gay seat 

The empty seat in a movie theater that two males leave between them to show the rest of the audience that they are straight.
Bob: I went to a movie with John the other day but we left the I'm not gay seat, so no one thought it was weird.
I'm not gay seat by Grethe January 19, 2007