hipstercrit

A person who when called a hipster, denies the plain facts.

Person 1: Neon orange goggles? But you're not an aviator, or a raver.
Person 2: No guys, they're clever and ironic.
Person 3: You're such a hipster.
Person 2: Noooo guys. I'm funny!
Person 1: You hipstercrit.

by phonecrispy September 2, 2010

hipstercrite

A person who constantly refers to others as hipsters, when they tend to display many hipster-esque qualities themselves.

1:"That man over there smoking the American Spirits is wearing a pair of glasses frames without any lenses, and he called me a hipster!"

2:"Wow, what a hipstercrite."

by Fistopher March 9, 2011

Hipstercrite

The combination of a Hipster and a Hypocrite. The kids who won't pay for local shows, yet bitch and moan about the lack of music scene. Whores, bros, douche bags, scene kids, they're all hipsters. Pretty much anyone nowadays from 16-24 involved in the local music scene (that isn't in a band).

The show tonight would've been sold out if it wasn't for all the fucking Hipstercrites in the area.

by anthonyacheron August 23, 2010

hipstercrite

Someone who decides that he/she does not like something anymore because hipsters now like it.

-"Man, I used to love Animal Collective before hipsters jumped all over it."
-"Quit being a hipstercrite."

by sheeeeeeeeeeeeit April 17, 2011

hypercrite

A person whose actions are so counter to his words that he's gone beyond being just a hypocrite. This behavior has been exhibited in the wild most acutely by conservative Caucasian Homo sapiens.

A longtime advocate of traditional marriage and family values, the congressman was outed as a hypercrite after texting an explicit video to his contacts list of himself having sex with someone who was neither his wife nor of the opposite gender.

by Bart County Scrivener June 3, 2016

hipstercrite

A hypocritical hipster. AKA, one who claims not to be a hipster for a very long time and then finally admits to it.

That hipstercrite finally owned his identity when I caught him sniffing around a record store buying vintage records even though he doesn't have a record player.

by pinkpetals October 12, 2008

hypercriticize

comes from the god of all things bimbly
means to yell at someone for doing something they have never done which is exactly what you are doing at the moment.

to the anexoric girl in the corner: fat ass don't eat all those greasy hamburgers *chomp chomp* ohh crap my truck just broke!

by god of all things bimbly May 12, 2004