Human

humans are homosapielns
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A species that took over Earth and harming it like it's nothing
Humans are Humans
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Human

Ability to make mistakes. Recognizing Oneself as not always beyond imperfection. "Natural" as not always needed to be such as "normal".
Dang it I wasn't that God after all; how Human of Me anyways.. 😊
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Human

A) Also known as "cannon fodder".
Inferior beeing who lives a useless life without meaning or reason. Exploits the resources of the planet "Earth". Humans are stupid, and the natural pray of "Aliens".
Must be eliminated at all costs.

B) Someone weak-minded.
Haha, you human scum!
Why dont you dare? Are you human or what?
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Human

An overemotional species that can turn whatever you throw at

them into an argument. Even though they are technically the most advanced species, they are also the dumbest. They are selfish and only want whats best for only themselves. Yet they need 1000+ friends on a social networking cite. With the largest brain on earth, they still lack simple problem solving skills as wars define them.
The humans dog didn't run away on accident, he was just tired of them arguing over how much food to put in his bowl
by If a bird could talk... July 28, 2011
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Earth-species also known as homo sapiens. Highly evolved brain capacity, quite agile, clever tool users and overall determined creatures. Very proficient endurance runners, perhaps the best on the planet.

Capacity for both good and evil, whether one is favored over the other depends mostly on upbringing, enviroment and personal philosophy.

Humans are also defined by their ability to think abstractly and to plan ahead of time. They are naturally geared towards helping one another in catastrophic situations should one occur. They sometimes have an unhealthy and unreasonable tendency to sell themselves short.

Not to be confused with some of the other misanthropic and defeatist definitions on this site. Definitions made by speciecist, pathetic people who are too weak or afraid to pursue greatness and thus feel the need to bring everyone else down.
Humans have come a long way since we first picked up a tool. Now we must embrace our worth and our abilities to bring humanity even further.
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