saint hubert

aka usually known as “hoeberts” is where all the hoes go who get passes around by judge boys

Ava: Did you see Emily is going to Huberts??
Kenzie: No wonder she’s going to saint hubert.

by iamTHATgirleveryonehates September 7, 2021

Hubet

A girl who is Horrendously Ugly But Extremely Thin - H-U-B-E-T which makes her nearly good enough to nail based on her bod not the face.

Marcus - "Have you seen that bird dude, shes got a right dodgy face!"

Slayer - "But have you seen her body? Shes a defo Hubet man, id smash her coz of her super thin arms!"

by thedean84 October 1, 2010

Huberd

1. To tear down completely; raze.
2. To do away with completely; put an end to.
3. To damage (someone's server, for example) severely. See Synonyms at ruin
4. Totally screwed up beyond repair. 5. Damage done for no apparent reason.
6. Totally fucked!

Damn, this server is huberd. I can't even get it to boot.

Someone huberd the settings on my firewall. Now it won't pass ANY traffic.

That tornado totally huberd the south side of town.

by Joe January 18, 2005

Hubei Express

Being exposed to catching the coronavirus and or serious and immediate danger.

Jake was on a business trip to China recently. He rode the Hubei Express hard.

by john510runner March 3, 2020

Hubese

Someone who is so fat that they are neither humongous nor obese but hubese

Nikki is morbidly hubese

by a concerned friend of nikki August 7, 2012

Hubei Spicy Lung

A colloquial term for the COVID-19 strain of Novel Coronavirus. Commonly used to incite ironic juxtaposition with US President Donald Trump's terminology, "Chinese Virus".

Surprisingly, the Victorian man tested negative for Hubei Spicy Lung

by Mr.Disco June 29, 2020

The Hubert Epidemic

An epidemic taking the community of patronizing coworkers by storm. It was discovered in the year 2016 by the same man who discovered Hubert's Constant.

Symptoms include and are absolutely not limited to the following:

Affected person(s):
-will suddenly happen to know everything about everything.

-will correct every pointless slip of the tongue or grammar mistake that you noticed but didn't bother to fix due to the lack of importance.

-will usually begin their sentences with either "aaaactually....", "You DO know...", "You DO realize..." or some other cocky, condescending way of trying to educate you about something.
-are incapable of humility.
-are incapable of admitting they do not know something.
-usually come up with shit.
-will use big words they don't understand to sound more photosynthesis.
-will repeat their 'intelligent' remarks until confirmation that somebody heard them. This may take days.

This sickness is especially contagious in children exceeding the age of 18. There is currently no cure but death.

"Hey man! I think I just put a pin in that really annoying thing people do! I call it The Hubert Epidemic!"

"AAACTUALLY, you DO REALIZE that what you REALLY MEANT was PANDEMIC?! EPIDEMIC isn't worldwide! You DO KNOW that RIGHT?!"

"Of course I do"

"WELL THEN I just CAN'T comprehend WHY someone would make SUCH a STUPID mistake."

"... Fuck you man"

by Inevitibility April 28, 2017