hottie hypnosis

When going about your normal business, are confronted by an exceptionally hot person and your brain starts to shut down, making simple tasks impossible. Such affected brain centers include, but are not limited to: speech, higher reasoning, facial recognition, control of bodily functions. The only known cure is to build up a tolerance one trigger at a time. When this condition persists despite dating, it metastasizes to booty blindness.

Hottie: "Hello, could you point me to the nearest eatery?"

Dude 1: "bluuurg"

Dude 2: "Um, two blocks south, one block west. Everyone likes Taco Bell."

Hottie: "Thanks!"

Dude 2: "Buddy, what happened?"

Dude 1: (blank stare and drooling on self) "Urg, I don't know. I just .... what."

Dude 2: "Wow, total hottie hypnosis. You know what we gotta do. You're buying my taco supremo."

by AdonisTheKingofAllHeSurveys July 4, 2009

Maserati Hottie

A very attractive female with a lot of money and/or expensive accessories.

That hot girl over there with the Chanel purse is a Maserati Hottie.

by The_Real_Deal_EZ_E November 17, 2010

hottie with a body

Someone who not only has a beautiful face, but a great looking body.

"Dude! Hottie with a body at 11 o'clock!"

by rararag January 23, 2007

regulation hottie

A home-schooled jungle freak who is actually a hottie but won't accept it and pretends they are not when everyone else knows they are a hottie. No matter how many times you tell them they are a hottie or how many times they get hit on, they will not believe it.

Dang bro, Hannah is a regulation hottie!

Haha.. yeah, she has no idea how hot she is...

by pandanose204 November 16, 2010

hottie tottie with a naughty karate body

An extremely attractive person.

Originated c. 2005 by a Southern California girl and brought to the University of Oregon by another native Southern California girl.

"Muy caliente! What a hottie tottie with a naughty karate body!"

by Figurine Horse September 25, 2005

token hottie

A girl in a group of friends or people, who's main purpose is to just be attractive. Often used as a means of making a group of guys seem cooler. However, they can also just be eye candy for a group, and a means to gain popularity and/or acknowledgement.

Mike should just invite some token hotties if he wants more people to come to his party.

by Rectal Ranger September 8, 2010

Total Hottie Patrol

An attractive young woman.

Man, Ricky was telling me how he hooked up with this total hottie patrol last week. Pretty sure he was making it up though.

by Speed W August 24, 2007