The Hot Carl Gruber is an ethnic variation of the traditional Hot Carl. The administrator of the Hot Carl Gruber eats nothing but sauerkraut for two whole days before delivering the goods. As in the Hot Carl, a single layer of plastic wrap is applied to the recipient's face. The administrator then defecates on the plastic wrap, sharing the warmth of a truly Teutonic Treat. Not to be confused with the Hot Carlos, which originates south of the border and gets its warmth from cheap Mexican food and stomach parasites.
In her excitement about the arrival of Oktoberfest, Lindsay asked for a Hot Carl Gruber, rather than the usual Hot Carl.
by Stu Melvin May 26, 2006
Get the hot carl gruber mug.Also known as the Bean Town Special, this sexual manuever is much like the Hot Carl in that it involves placeing seran wrap over your partners face and proceding to deficate on it. BUT the Boston Style is for special occations when the previous meal consisted of Boston Baked Beans or some form of Baked Bean relative, Thus producing a much Hotter, steamier, and more dense pile of feces to pile on you partners face.
"Wow honey you have once again outdone yourself, these baked beans were delicious!!"
"Thanks dear, I'm glad you enjoyed it, maybe later we could try that new hit sensation; The Hot Carl- Boston Style"
"Fuck Yeah, these beans are gona make it hotter than EVER"
"Thanks dear, I'm glad you enjoyed it, maybe later we could try that new hit sensation; The Hot Carl- Boston Style"
"Fuck Yeah, these beans are gona make it hotter than EVER"
by THEvaginaDOCTOR July 1, 2009
Get the HOT CARL- Boston Style mug.A Hot Carl is performed correctly when you line the recipient's mouth with saran wrap and then pinch a loaf directly into their awaiting open orifice.
A Sloppy Carlson occurs when the loaf is hot and runny (diarrhea) and forces a hole through the saran wrap, mmm.
A Sloppy Carlson occurs when the loaf is hot and runny (diarrhea) and forces a hole through the saran wrap, mmm.
by Carl Bratannalannalusky March 30, 2005
Get the Hot-Carl mug.The act of expelling feces into a clean white silk glove and then slapping someone across the face with it.
by ingmar bergman April 6, 2009
Get the Aristocratic Hot-Carl mug.Dennis tried to give John a Hot Carl but his IBS was acting up. It just ended up being a wet, brown sock with some corn kernels and peanut fragments in it. You know what they say, a Hot Carl's Jr., "it gets all over your face".
by Beaver1993 April 19, 2010
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A hot carl is when someone puts seran wrap ontop of another person's face and shits on it. This creates a warm tingly sensation that i like to call a piping hot carl.
A hot carl is when someone puts seran wrap ontop of another person's face and shits on it. This creates a warm tingly sensation that i like to call a piping hot carl.
by Macking Some Fat July 16, 2008
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