Hot Carl

The act of putting seran wrap over someone's (or your own) mouth and then defecating onto the seran wrap. I would like to point out that a previous post claiming that "nearly everyone else is wrong" was correct except for one thing. He mentioned a rusty trombone being the act of going ass to mouth. A rusty trombone is eating out the asshole of a dude while whacking him off from the other side, giving the sound of a *bllpp blaap bllp."

"They call him Dan, but his real name should be Hot Carl."
"Why is that?"
"Because that's what he pays all the hookers to do to him."
"That's sad."
"No, that's fucking hot!"

by theslish March 7, 2010

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Hot Carl

When someone eats a spicy chicken sandwich at Carl's Jr and has the shits for quite some time afterwards!

Chad : Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Kiersten : Harder! Harder! Harder!
Chad : Oh Fuck!!!
Kiersten : Damn't not another Hot Carl!
Chad: MMMMMMMMMMM!
Kiersten : Oh the smell get the fuck out!!!!

by SlopNChop January 13, 2017

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A Chorizo Burrito ordered from Jack in the Box that is double penetrated by two Mexicans working in the back before being served to you.

Friend: "Man, what's with all that grunting coming from the back room?"
Me: "Dude, the cooks are whipping you up a steamin' Hot Carl for sure"

by J-Mama July 13, 2012

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hot carl

everyone is wrong. a hot carl is just plain shitting on someone's face. a warm carl involves seran warp. and a cold carl involves the receiver laying under a glass table while the giver shits on the table over them.

I had to wash my face for three hours straight after Dave gave me a hot carl, next time I'll stick with a warm carl. Cold carl's are for wimps though

by Jackson McDonald October 26, 2006

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