Southern alabama hot pocket

the act of shit in a girl's vagina and then fucking her

husband: can i give you a southern alabama hot pocket?

wife: yea cause iu totally want your shit in me

by sahdow93 April 18, 2010

San Francisco Hot Pocket

The act of one gay man opening his asschecks and then asshole for another gay man to take a shit in. Sometimes also followed by a good ass pounding. A Fetishism

Jamal laid on his back and spread his ass checks and anus to allow Tyrone to take a shit in it before they had anal sex. Thanks you Jamal for letting me give you a San Francisco Hot pocket said Tyrone.

by Raveterror July 14, 2010

Ohio style hot pocket

An ohio style hot pocket is this and only this. None of the other ones are true. You take a condum and you shit in it, then you cum and piss in it and tie it up. Then you throw it at a car or house or a person et cetra.

I threw an ohio style hot pocket at this dicks house because he made me mad.

by -Jacob- March 28, 2008

Strawberry & Cream Hot Pocket

Taking a dump inside of a girl's mouth. Then shooting a load inside of her nose. Finally, you punch her in the nose. This way the "strawberries & cream" flows down into the maw filled with the hot pocket.

He finally found himself a freaky enough girl to allow a Strawberry & Cream Hot Pocket done to her. It left her with a bloody nose and a bad taste in her mouth.

by Aisman January 7, 2011

Sheboygan Hot Pocket

A person from Sheboygan that takes a shit in a ziplock bag. Then chases his siblings around and smashes them over the head with it.

I took a shit in a ziplock bag and was hitting my brother over the head with the Sheboygan Hot Pocket.

by Nate shitsmasher April 10, 2020

Squamish hot pocket

Squamish known for its beauty and nature is home to adventurous spirits.

Take a live but decaying sockeye salmon and insert into your lady parts ( VaJJ)
Then gingerly insert a hot cedar smouldering rod into your anus. The scent of of the slow roasting bung hole /cedar and decaying fish will sure to leave an imprint on all your loved ones at all your family gatherings.

Wow great night at strombergs last night can’t believe we all tried a Squamish hot pocket still having trouble walking and can’t get the scent from my clothes and it’s burned in memory for life.

by clear creek August 6, 2022

Hair Salon Hot Pocket

When you hair dye as lube

Hey babe do want a hair salon hot pocket tonight?

by Dramqueen November 9, 2018