The Neti Hot Pot Dick Snot Surprise uses the Neti Hot Pot at the conclusion of a blow job while standing upright. While getting your nob slobbed, have a Neti Hot Pot handy. Right before you blow your load, tilt your head to the side and use Neti Hot Pot. The hot diarrhea will enter your top nostril and travel through nasal cavity and exit out of your bottom nostril, then falling down and covering the giver of the blow job with a nice coating of snotty diarrhea. While they are being covered they are also receiving a hot load of cum in their mouth.
I was feeling stuffed up and horny, so I called up Sarah to suck me off. Little did she know i was going to give her the ol' Neti Hot Pot Dick Snot Surprise.
I was feeling stuffed up and horny, so I called up Sarah to suck me off. Little did she know i was going to give her the ol' Neti Hot Pot Dick Snot Surprise.
I lit some candles, spray shit into my Neti Pot and the wife got down on her knees. It was a great birthday being able to do the ol Neti Hot Pot Dick Snot Surprise
by Grumpy Dan December 1, 2019

lissy and axel are a great couple. they are funny, and they boyfriend has a huge dick. he has brown hair and is funny the girlfriend is thick. she is funny and likes the boyfriends dick.
lissy- axel your dick is SO HUGE!
axel-oh i know u made it huge baby
lissy- dont go to hard, axel. uhh~
lissy+axel=HOT,SEXY,BIG DICK
axel-oh i know u made it huge baby
lissy- dont go to hard, axel. uhh~
lissy+axel=HOT,SEXY,BIG DICK
by Ajooki aldihar January 2, 2022

by Fuckingjacque January 7, 2021

by hi644777777 July 2, 2023

A game played by at least two people where you stick your dick in a toaster, turn it on and time how long each person can bear it.
Person 1: I heard Tom went to the hospital because he played Hot Dick Coward last night.
Person 2: What a dumbass.
Person 2: What a dumbass.
by Parsil March 22, 2020

by boitheboi April 24, 2019

When a man has either been riding in a car some or let's face it, he's gone all day working outside and it's beyond musky down there; it's gross!
by Running_with_foxes May 26, 2019
